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1. A pack of socks so cute, they'll turn your world upside down.
2. Forto coffee shots that will seriously wake you up before you even have time to yawn.
3. A Simpsons enamel heart pin to give to someone you love (almost) as much as Lenny loves Carl.
4. A pack of cat magnets with bendy tails that transform into hooks. How purrfect is that?
5. A shower beer holder sure to cut down the time it takes to get ready and pre-game.
6. A monkey or cat tea infuser mug everyone will fauna over.
7. A 'fuckofftopus' to turn on when two hands aren't enough to convey how you feel.
8. A bottle of Captain Blankenship dry shampoo that comes in a powder instead of an aerosol can, so you don't have to apologize to Mother Earth every time you need to refresh your 'do.
9. An acrylic chess set so mesmerizing, you may forget to actually start playing.
10. A school of clownfish stickers to stick to the bottom of your tub and keep your family from slipping.
11. A zodiac silicone spatula so you can rep your sign in the kitchen. Are you making cookies for your whole office again? Total Leo move.
12. A sparkly peel-off face mask to make staying in feel like a party.
13. A sampler pack of drinking botanicals infused with CBD to help you relax. It's basically vacation in a bottle.
14. A pair of wayfarers that look amazing on pretty much everyone.
15. A Pokémon ice cream bowl to fill with anything but Vanillite.
16. A giant meteor bumper sticker for people with political fatigue.
17. An oversized plaid scarf you need to snag before your latest apple picking excursion.
18. A Tsum Tsum Mancala game great for all ages, because who doesn't think these little Disney balls are adorable?
19. A Doodlebob enamel pin that you can somehow hear just by looking at it.
20. A set of tiny terrarium tools to help your mini garden flourish.
21. A beer condom that works a lot like a regular koozy. Do you need this? It's better to be safe than sorry.
22. A pair of goldfish earrings you don't even have to win at the fair.
23. A rainbow cardigan that must have been what Judy Garland was singing about.
24. Zombie jerky to enjoy while rewatching The Walking Dead.
25. A mini easel calendar so you don't have to keep taking out your phone when you need to schedule something.
26. A camo overall dress that will (ironically) help you stand out from the crowd.
28. Or a Homesick candle that smells like a road trip but is way cheaper than gas.
29. A pack of van Gogh sticky notes to turn your memos into works of art.
30. Matching peanut butter and jelly sweatshirts for you and the friend that completes you.
31. A Reptar Funko Pop! doll to keep you company while enjoying some Saturday morning cartoons and cereal.
32. A dried daisy pendant so you can stop and enjoy the flowers long into winter.
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