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    32 Things You Don’t Need But Will Definitely Buy Anyway

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    1. A pack of socks so cute, they'll turn your world upside down.

    Amazon

    Get a pack of five from Amazon for $7.99.

    2. Forto coffee shots that will seriously wake you up before you even have time to yawn.

    Amazon

    Folks....these will get you wired.

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $11.95 (available in four flavors).

    3. A Simpsons enamel heart pin to give to someone you love (almost) as much as Lenny loves Carl.

    Dylan Jones

    Get it from Dylan Jones for $14.95.

    4. A pack of cat magnets with bendy tails that transform into hooks. How purrfect is that?

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Get a pack of seven from Amazon for $16.99.

    5. A shower beer holder sure to cut down the time it takes to get ready and pre-game.

    Urban Outfitters

    I tried out one of these and can confirm they are super sturdy! Just clean the surface, stick on the Sudski, and then wait 24 hours before putting in a beer.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $15 (available in two colors).

    6. A monkey or cat tea infuser mug everyone will fauna over.

    Apollo Box

    Get it from Apollo Box for $17.99 or a similar cat one from Amazon for $11.89.

    7. A 'fuckofftopus' to turn on when two hands aren't enough to convey how you feel.

    LEDsAreAwesome

    It's 3D printed and has an internal LED. It also projects a middle finger on the wall, which is just amazing.

    Get it from LEDsAreAwesome on Etsy for $15+ (available in 10 colors).

    8. A bottle of Captain Blankenship dry shampoo that comes in a powder instead of an aerosol can, so you don't have to apologize to Mother Earth every time you need to refresh your 'do.

    Sephora

    I've used this dry shampoo and it really does the job. It also doesn't hurt that smells great.

    Promising review: "After one use I was sold on this product and decided to purchase the full size. This product adds volume and controls my oily roots like no dry shampoo I have ever used before. I can wear my day-two hair as if I had washed it that day, which has never been the case for me. Its formulation is excellent for travel, which is a bonus for me. I am very happy with my purchase and have since recommended it to everyone I know." —simplyhonest

    Get it from Sephora for $14+ (available in two sizes).

    9. An acrylic chess set so mesmerizing, you may forget to actually start playing.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $169.

    10. A school of clownfish stickers to stick to the bottom of your tub and keep your family from slipping.

    Amazon

    Get a pack of five from Amazon for $5.25.

    11. A zodiac silicone spatula so you can rep your sign in the kitchen. Are you making cookies for your whole office again? Total Leo move.

    Williams Sonoma

    Get it from Williams Sonoma for $10.36.

    12. A sparkly peel-off face mask to make staying in feel like a party.

    Amazon

    The cream-based mask is infused with pearl and diamond, and is said to help with brightening and tightening skin.

    Promising review: "I really, really like this mask. When you apply the mask to your face it looks like shimmering pearls. What I really like about the product is that it is a peel-off mask. Depending on thickly you put the product on your face, it only takes 20-30 minutes to dry. That sounds like a long time but it is worth the wait. When you peel this off your face and then do a final rinse your face feels and looks wonderful." —Grandma Fran

    Get it from Amazon for $23.

    13. A sampler pack of drinking botanicals infused with CBD to help you relax. It's basically vacation in a bottle.

    Monk

    The sampler comes with five flavors: turmeric lemon ginger, ginger maple apple shrub, grapefruit cinnamon bark cayenne, rosemary orange peel lemon, and cinnamon citrus shrub.

    Get a set of five from Monk for $35.

    14. A pair of wayfarers that look amazing on pretty much everyone.

    amazon.com, amazon.com, amazon.com

    These sunnies have over 3,000 positive reviews!

    Promising review: "I get compliments on these glasses wherever I go! They're lightweight but feel sturdy, and a really cool design. I'm glad they came with a case to protect them from scratches when I'm not wearing them." —Madelynn C.

    Get them from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in 16 styles).

    15. A Pokémon ice cream bowl to fill with anything but Vanillite.

    BoxLunch

    Although to be fair, we've seen Ash eat a Magikarp, sooooooooo.

    Get it from BoxLunch for $15.92.

    16. A giant meteor bumper sticker for people with political fatigue.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.98.

    17. An oversized plaid scarf you need to snag before your latest apple picking excursion.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.79+ (available in nine styles).

    18. A Tsum Tsum Mancala game great for all ages, because who doesn't think these little Disney balls are adorable?

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I grew up playing Mancala (the wooden one with glass animals) and absolutely loved the game. My sisters and I used to play it for hours. For Christmas a couple of years ago I saw this and decided to get it for my younger siblings. They collect Tsum Tsums and loved this game, too. The pieces are all plastic and it all packs up really well." —Zachary Dawdy

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available for Prime members only).

    19. A Doodlebob enamel pin that you can somehow hear just by looking at it.

    theboofbin

    Get it from theboofbin on Etsy for $10.

    20. A set of tiny terrarium tools to help your mini garden flourish.

    Amazon

    The set comes with a bristle brush, bamboo tongs, rake, and shovel.

    Get a set of four from Amazon for $8.99.

    21. A beer condom that works a lot like a regular koozy. Do you need this? It's better to be safe than sorry.

    Amazon

    Get two from Amazon for $15.95.

    22. A pair of goldfish earrings you don't even have to win at the fair.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $2.98.

    23. A rainbow cardigan that must have been what Judy Garland was singing about.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "LOVE IT!!!! A lot cheaper than the boutiques I've seen it at. It's so soft and unique! I haven't seen anyone around me wear one like it! The colors looked just like the picture. I'm so excited to wear it to work." —Amanda Haithcock

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in sizes S–XL and five styles).

    24. Zombie jerky to enjoy while rewatching The Walking Dead.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Although the jerky itself was very tasty, I could only give it four stars because after consuming this tasty treat I now hunger human brain. I am now torn between what could be tastier, this jerky or my neighbors brain." —Mott

    Get it from Amazon for $8.75.

    25. A mini easel calendar so you don't have to keep taking out your phone when you need to schedule something.

    Amazon

    It goes from August 2018–December 2019, so you can start using it right away!

    Get it from Amazon for $2.88.

    26. A camo overall dress that will (ironically) help you stand out from the crowd.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $24.90 (available in sizes 0X–3X).

    27. A cactus or pumpkin candle you might be hesitant to actually burn.

    ZOETSTUDIO

    Get the cactus or pumpkin candle from ZOETSTUDIO on Etsy for $19.16.

    28. Or a Homesick candle that smells like a road trip but is way cheaper than gas.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon or Homesick Candles for $29.95.

    29. A pack of van Gogh sticky notes to turn your memos into works of art.

    Amazon

    Get four pads from Amazon for $5.99.

    30. Matching peanut butter and jelly sweatshirts for you and the friend that completes you.

    Iconic Duo

    Get the peanut butter and jelly sweatshirts from Iconic Duo for $42.

    31. A Reptar Funko Pop! doll to keep you company while enjoying some Saturday morning cartoons and cereal.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    32. A dried daisy pendant so you can stop and enjoy the flowers long into winter.

    dandydigs

    Get it from dandydigs on Etsy for $10.

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    Fox

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