2.There will be a referendum on whether or not to deport illegal immigrants.
3.Greedy, corrupt energy firms will cause an environmental catastrophe, and a dome will be built over the contaminated site.
4.The chandelier in Elton John's private jet will malfunction.
5.It will be made illegal to teach evolution in schools.
6.Facebook's algorithm will flag fake news but also sarcasm to make sure no one is confused by what they read online.
7.Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will get fat after comfort eating their way through a messy divorce.
8.Empowered by seeing so many metaphorical clowns elected to positions of power in 2016, several actual clowns will stand in elections around the world. And win.
9.Benedict Cumberbatch will be cast as David Cameron in the dramatisation of Brexit.
10.Prohibition will return to several states in the US.