1. Eating baked beans with ketchup.
2. Eating an omelette with ketchup.
3. Serving drinks in jam jars.
4. Serving food NOT on plates.
5. Making posh sausage rolls.
6. Putting salad cream on things.
7. Trying to make "prawn cocktail" flavour crisps happen.
rest of the world: fuck racism, stop the kkk, trump is a nazi!!!!! England: oi nah vote for prawn cocktail crisps x
They don't even taste like prawns!
8. Replacing prawn with crayfish in sandwiches.
9. Having fancy lumpy, expensive tomato soup rather than good ole tinned soup.
10. Eating pizza with mayo.
11. And eating lasagne with mayo.
12. Putting baked beans inside toasties.
13. Making food rainbow coloured.
14. Curry with chips AND rice.
15. Putting ketchup on spaghetti.
16. Serving a roast with only a tiny dribble of gravy.
17. Or worse, a roast with NO gravy at all. 😩
