1. This utterly scandalous feast of kings in a greasy spoon.
2. This obscene take on dippy eggs.
3. And this one...
4. This breakfast sandwich, which is pure and utter filth.
5. The expectant moment before you dunk in a finger.
6. This very, very rude bacon butty.
7. The sexiest toastie with a cup of tea.
8. This buttery, flakey, fresh-from-the-oven sausage roll.
9. A delicious, oozing Welsh rarebit.
10. This hot, glistening Marmite on buttered toast.
11. A dirty, delicious sticky toffee pudding.
12. This raunchy cheese toastie just waiting to be plunged into a deep bowl of Heinz tomato soup.
13. This utterly sexy Colin the Caterpillar cake, filled with delicious soft sponge and chocolate buttercream.
14. How about a one night stand with a bowl of jam sponge and custard?
15. This X-rated Cornish pasty.
16. Quite possibly the filthiest picture of fish and chips ever taken.
17. This monster roast, giving you the eye.
18. Hot crumpets, dripping in butter – a guilty pleasure for a Saturday afternoon.
19. Two naughty Percy Pigs, just for you.
