Celebrity·Posted on 3 Oct 201711 Pictures Of Simon Cowell That You Won't Like, But Your Friend MightBecause obviously you don't fancy him.by Becky BarnicoatBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You don't fancy Simon Cowell but your friend does, and that friend might like to see this picture. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Your friend might think he looked kind of hot here. 2. You can't stand Simon Cowell's unbuttoned shirts. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com But your friend is secretly quite into them, so they might enjoy this. 3. Simon's the meanest X Factor judge, and you don't find meanness attractive. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @simoncowell Your friend does though, for some weird reason. 4. And let's not get started on the V-necked T-shirts. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @simoncowell Even your friend doesn't understand why they fancy a man who wears V-necked T-shirts. 5. Plus, there is the concerning issue of the height that he wears his trousers. Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images He wears them very, very high, which to you is a turn off although your friend says it's kind of kinky. 6. You have literally no idea why your friend finds Simon Cowell's sinisterly white teeth cute. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @simoncowell They just do. 7. This is a man who wears bootcut trousers. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com But that has not stopped your friend cultivating a closely guarded secret crush on him. 8. Yeah, no, bootcut jeans and pointy shoes aren't your cup of tea. Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images But you know this picture will make someone out there very happy indeed. 9. Every time you see those hairy pectorals peeping out from crisp, white, collarless shirts you're catapulted back to the early '00s. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com But this friend of yours, they say the more chest carpet the better. 10. You know that staring into the mirror gleam of Simon Cowell's eyes, all you would see is flashbulbs and the trappings of enormous wealth and celebrity. You're not into that. Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images Your friend can't help themselves though. 11. No, Simon Cowell is way too much of a dad for you. Stuart C. Wilson / Getty Images Your friend though, they'd like to see this post.