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33 Pictures Of Food That'll Make You Feel Things You Shouldn't

Potato porn.

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1. This sweet potato.

2. This grapefruit that is very embarrassed you've seen it like this.

3. This cheeky chappy.

4. And this one.

5. This coy carrot.

6. And this strutting parsnip.

7. This fine specimen.

8. And this one.

9. The colour of them...I mean it.

10. Well, hello there.

11. Ooh!

12. This handsome couple.

13. This completely innocent sweet potato.

14. This saucy kebab.

15. These guys.

16. This manly pepper.

17. And this one.

18. This grape having a pap smear.

19. This...kiwi??

20. This strawberry that's pleased to see you.

21. This thing.

22. This NSFW clementine.

23. This pepper that is way too up for it, frankly.

24. This Cox apple, not living up to its name.

25. This tomato in labour.

26. This kinky peach.

27. This tomato that lives for sauce.

28. This naughty little pear.

29. What? It's just an oyster.

30. This meat that is definitely just some meat in the supermarket.

31. This tasty steak.

32. This butter. IT'S JUST BUTTER.

33. This Olivio. IT'S JUST OLIVIO, IT'S GOT A RICH BUTTERY TASTE, THAT'S ALL.