10 Lessons Beavis And Butt-Head Have Taught America

Beavis and Butt-Head have taught us valuable lessons as Americans. Let's take a moment to reflect on their wisdom, and learn more lessons on a whole new season of Beavis and Butt-Head, Thursdays at 10/9c, only on MTV.

• 1. Too much caffeine can cause negative personality changes.

  

• 2. A canoe trip is a great time to bond with your fellow man.

• 3. A real man can withstand a kick to "the jimmy."

  

• 4. Old people have probably had more sex than you.

• 5. Weightlifting is stupid.

• 6. Sports drinks make a great disinfectant.

• 7. There's no wrong way to work butt or ass into an insult.

• 8. Being the captain is good.

  

• 9. Sometimes the student surpasses the teacher.

• 10. Beards make a man look damn smooth