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    You Love Sex, And You Love Coffee. Which Do You Love More?

    Would you save a drowning one?

    beautifulrain
    by beautifulrain

    Community Contributor

    There's so much moronitude in the world today. People are asking "why" and "how" when they should be asking "Can I fit this gall bladder inside this bic pen?" Anyway, you are addicted to both coffee and sexual thoughts. Let's see which one you really love.

    1. You see a drowning coffee. It's crying. You:

    - Give it a massage

    - Kick it

    - Rap

    2. You're thinking about something naughty. You:

    - Commit chillicide

    - Laugh a bit, before drinking a ketchup

    - Rap

    YOU WIN!!

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