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You Love Sex, And You Love Coffee. Which Do You Love More?

Would you save a drowning one?

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There's so much moronitude in the world today. People are asking "why" and "how" when they should be asking "Can I fit this gall bladder inside this bic pen?" Anyway, you are addicted to both coffee and sexual thoughts. Let's see which one you really love.

1. You see a drowning coffee. It's crying. You:

- Give it a massage

- Kick it

- Rap

2. You're thinking about something naughty. You:

- Commit chillicide

- Laugh a bit, before drinking a ketchup

- Rap


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