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I'm Just A Country Boy WIth A Taste For Cats
Howdy! Care for a munch of a kitty? Why, me too! I'm an old bastard with a mustard-ass and a few friends in the state prison. Let's not forget why we came to this here county - to brunch on flagpoles. Let's go!
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