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Mathers want you to know that he knows that you know.

Are YOU a virtuous woman?

Check all that apply, otherwise Cotton Mathers will know and totally judge you, and also will God. And also the rest of the town.

Are you a virtuous woman according to Cotton Mathers?

You are a liar and you're going to Hell.

The honesty is appreciated, but you're still going to Hell.

Cotton Mathers would appreciate your honesty but he isn't even gonna look at you because he might get turned on by an elbow or something.

How are you not in Hell already?

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