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14 Things We Would Do If We Were The Teacher

The students always think they can do better. Check out BBC Three's Bad Education and learn what it's like to teach a bunch of know-it-all's.

14. Every test would be open book. Or open phone? Open internet!

13. Marks would be handled on a "need-to-know" basis.

12. Book discussions would only last as long as bag of crisps.

11. Misspellings would be forgiven as long as they showed creativity.

10. No chemistry lesson would be finished until we made at least one thing explode.

9. We would honor the swots one day every year.

8. English literature would be acted out....with puppets.

7. Dunce caps would not be off limits.

6. But neither would sombreros!

5. School trips would happen at least weekly.

4. And pets in class would be encouraged.

3. PE class would be replaced by a speedy dance-off.

2. Doodles would be obligatory.

1. But homework would definitely be optional.

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Check out when a teacher gets it really wrong in the brand new series of Bad Education starting Tuesday at 10pm on BBC Three. Watch it now on BBC iPlayer.