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10 Reasons Why Your Boss Should Get You An Office Dog

So here at BBC Three, we’ve been DESPERATE for an office dog. Unsurprisingly our pleas have fallen on deaf ears from the big wigs higher up the corporation. So we’ve compiled a handy list for anyone to take to their boss to prove why an office dog is a must. We hope you have more luck than we do.

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1. Stroking an office dog lifts morale across the entire team

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Forget about Alice in accounts who’s allergic. In time her body will learn to adapt, or if not, that’s natural selection for you.

2. They’re a great marketing tool when branded

Imagine your company's logo on this guy's t-shirt. Who couldn’t resist that?
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Imagine your company's logo on this guy's t-shirt. Who couldn’t resist that?

3. Visitors who come into the office will be so taken with the office dog that they’ll be putty in your hands

You’ll be able to convince them to do anything when you open that filing cabinet…
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You’ll be able to convince them to do anything when you open that filing cabinet…

4. Running out of space on the walls for all your creative ideas? The office dog comes to the rescue!

Forget presenting your boring idea using a powerpoint presentation. Liven it up and present off the dog!
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Forget presenting your boring idea using a powerpoint presentation. Liven it up and present off the dog!

5. Dogs can be incredibly productive when put to work in an office environment

You can bet these guys are working hard finishing that report and definitely not using the internal messenger to talk to each other….
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You can bet these guys are working hard finishing that report and definitely not using the internal messenger to talk to each other….

6. ...And who wouldn’t prefer a dog-delivered invoice rather than a standard email?

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It may be soggy, but it was delivered with love.

7. If anything goes wrong, blame the dog.

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It’s the updated version of the dog eating your homework excuse. The company is making a loss? The dog ate the profit.

8. They’ve got a nose for making important decisions

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Maybe not the right decisions, but still...

9. You may not be able to fall asleep at your desk, but it'll make you happy watching him

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We know the feeling little man... don't worry, the weekend is nearly upon us.

10. Really, why are you even asking the question “why do we need an office dog?’

Let your boss look into this guy’s eyes and they’ll understand
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Let your boss look into this guy’s eyes and they’ll understand