The Gamers We All Encounter In Online First-Person Shooters

These are the persons you'll meet in every first-person shooter.

1. The person who is so good that you have to wonder what their personal life is like.

20th Century Fox

"If I didn't have a job, I could be good at this game too!"

2. That mysterious person on your squad who never talks on the mic but is constantly saving you.

Sony

"Thank you, my brave, silent ally."

3. That person who doesn't realize their mic is on so you can hear their whole conversation with someone else.

Bravo

"Hi, can you get broken up with by your GF in another room? Some of us are trying to game."

4. Or the person who is loudly eating into the mic.

Nickelodeon

"Could you at least chew...a little drier?"

5. That person who always chucks a grenade right before you shoot them, effectively killing both of you every time.

Comedy Central

"EVERY time!"

6. That crafty person who takes the sniper rifle and takes out your whole squad from a spot that is somehow everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Warner Bros.

"Show yourself, coward!"

7. Unfortunately, spawn campers exist.

Dreamworks

"They should be thrown in gamer jail."

8. And every squad has that tragically optimistic member, charges forth with no game plan, aggros the enemy, and everyone dies.

Hemdale Film Corporation

"Hey, at least he has his chicken."

9. There's that person who is mostly bad at the game...until they get into a vehicle.

Hensen Associates

"Pedestrians, beware."

10. And finally, the person who is literally a child.

Warner Bros.

"I game so that I can hang out with actual babies online."

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