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Lord Beelzebub has destroyed your Earth. On this new Earth, you must navigate this pineapple hell. The laws of physics and chemistry do not work like the did in your reality.

Are You The Type Of Person To Eat Pizza With Pineapple On It Or Are You Someone Else?

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Back when you were 11, your parents had to go on that long long vacation. Uncle Jeff was always a little wild, possibly due to his stroke in '85. But nothing made you happier than spending a breezy later Novemeber morning out on the porch, enjoying a freshly made ice cube sammy. Back in those days, pineapples just didn't exist.

You love ice cube sammies.

Who needs food when you can feel light as a feather. That sweet spot of a few minutes makes you feel so good that pizza itself seems not really your bag man. When the static hits you, everything fades, including the desire for pineapple.

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Delicious. Nutritious. And a regular part of your day-to-day activities. It's hard to go from meeting to meeting to picking up the kids to arguing with the spouse to falling asleep in a dead bedroom without a a steady drip of that good good. Pineapple has never let you down. Nor will it ever. Not while you are here.

A nice pineapple pizza

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Are You The Type Of Person To Eat Pizza With Pineapple On It Or Are You Someone Else?

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