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17 Weird Things That Totally Make Sense If You're A Dog Person

There are people who have dogs, and then there are DOG PEOPLE. Take it from BarkBox: Dog people are the absolute best people.

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1. You sing weird songs to your dog about your dog because you're pretty sure they like it.

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See? This dog likes it.

2. You have, like, 95 nicknames for your dog that make zero sense.

"The name is Walter, but I also respond to Mr. Walterdog, founder and CEO of Walterdog Industries."
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"The name is Walter, but I also respond to Mr. Walterdog, founder and CEO of Walterdog Industries."

3. You search pictures of dogs similar to your dog so you can show them to other people and say, "This looks just like my dog."

Just took a picture of a dog that looks like my dog so I can later show it to my dog. Totally normal behavior. 🐕

Who knows? Maybe they're related!

4. You allow your dog to get away with things you wouldn't allow any human to do.

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Your child wants to lie on the ground and eat? Hell no. Your dog? It's adorable.

5. The first thing you do when you show up to a party is check to see if a dog lives there.

6. You can differentiate between your dog's different barks and will helpfully inform people about what they mean.

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"Oh this? This is his Windshield Wiper Offensive bark."

7. You've had second thoughts about friends that your dog doesn't like.

it's not you it's my dog and he doesn't like you

8. You know when your dog is "not speaking to you."

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"Is that a suitcase I see you with? I will see myself to bed, thank you."

9. You've had entire conversations with strangers' dogs without ever acknowledging the owner.

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10. In fact, you're on a first-name basis with all of the dogs in your neighborhood but none of the neighbors.

"Ooh, Duke's mom got a new car!"
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"Ooh, Duke's mom got a new car!"

11. You put a movie on for your dog when you leave, and you put a ton of thought into which movie it is.

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"This one's his favorite."

12. You've stayed in bed way too long because your dog looked so comfy sleeping next to you.

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*Cancels plans for rest of day*

13. You've started a social media account for your dog that's not really for other people and mostly just for you.

And the only accounts they follow are other dogs.
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And the only accounts they follow are other dogs.

14. You've gone down a rabbit hole researching dog illnesses when your dog has sneezed weirdly.

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"Oh my god, my poor sick baby!!!"

15. You've spent hours just staring at them sleeping, like a serial killer.

*Explodes from cuteness overload*
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*Explodes from cuteness overload*

16. You know what type, color, and level of squeakiness they demand in a toy.

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"Please show me all of your floppy, extra-squeaky, purple-and-pink selections of medium quality."

17. You have more photos and videos of your dog than of anything else in your life.

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Who can blame you? Dogs are the best.

True love is being late to work because you had to pick the poop out of your dog’s fluffy tail. Dog people get it.

And dog people get BarkBox.

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