1. This rakish gentleman who uses meat as a life philosophy.
If you can't handle me brat my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve meat at my breast.
2. Or this go-getter who's definitely meating all of her life goals.
Woke up and ate a cold meatball = living the dream.
3. This creative carnivore who may have just stumbled onto an amazing idea.
I wish there was a line of deodorant specifically for meat sweats.
4. This carnivore who knows that the couple who meats together stays together.
"I don't really eat meat." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
5. This tortured soul whose love of meat keeps him up at night.
Wake up every Sunday morning terrified there may not be enough hours in the day for me to eat BBQ pulled pork #porksandrec #Iwokeuplikethis
6. This bacon maven whose meat game is a perfect complement to her makeup game.
Got a new lipgloss today !!! It's called bacon grease :-)
7. This gift recipient who proves it's not the thought that counts. It's the meat that counts.
When your S.O. gives you the rest of their burrito, but they've picked out all the steak. #whatsthepoint
8. This conceptual artist who elevates meat to its highest aesthetic.
Some critiques of my culinary arts portfolio: —“Too much ham” —“Not enough ham” —“Not enough salt” —“You mailed meat?" —“The ham went bad”
9. This poor girl who's suffering through some meat confusion but is going to be OK.
"We spent another $40 on beef jerky and went HAM on it." "Actually we went beef and have a problem."
10. Or this motivational speaker who knows there's no time like the present for hot wings.
Live every night like it's wing night #Inspired
11. This guy who has a very meaty idea of luxury.
I'll let you in on a little secret: I'm probably gonna eat this burger in the bathtub while watching Japanese TV in my fancy hotel room.
12. This pork enthusiast who's out here living that barbecue life to its fullest.
I aired out my bra and pork fell out. #barbecuelife
13. This philosopher whose love of meat is founded on solid logic.
All hamburgers are salads, but not all salads are hamburgers. #thinkaboutit
14. And this meat fan who knows that "sustenance" is wayyyy below "baseball" on the Maslow Pyramid.
walked into yankee stadium and immediately bought a footlong hot dog
15. This patient partisan of pulled pork who's struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Making pulled pork in the crockpot...I've spent the last 41/2 hours smelling food I still have to wait 4 more hours to eat. #bbqproblems
