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11 Rules You're Not Sorry You Broke

Rules are made to be broken. For a case in point, watch Bad Judge, Thursdays 9/8c on NBC.

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1. Eating ice cream for breakfast.

You didn't want a kale smoothie. You wanted ice cream, and you're an adult who gets to make up their own damn mind.

2. Not flossing.

It's fine that you only brushed this morning, because you've got places to be!

3. Putting too much ketchup on that meal.

Yes, yes, you know that isn't supposed to be served with ketchup. Yes, you know it's uncivilized to eat such a delicacy with ketchup. But here's the deal: You love ketchup, so everyone else can shut up.

4. Eating off someone else's plate.

Hey, you offered to share some of your meal too. It's their fault they didn't take you up on the offer.

5. Overdressing for that party.

Whatever, man. You looked great, and everyone knows it.

6. Chewing with your mouth open.

If you were this hungry, you would have done the same thing.

7. Wearing white after Labor Day.

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Look this man in the eye and tell him he's not baller.

8. Not being kind and rewinding.

You didn't rewind that Blockbuster rental in 1995 AND YOUR LIFE TURNED OUT JUST FINE, THANKS.

9. Eating midnight snacks in bed.

You were hungry. You were tired. You did what you had to do.

10. Drinking too much coffee.

Are you hyper now? Yes. Did you get everything done? Yes. Put one on the board for coffee.

11. Going for that forbidden, fleeting love.

You can't choose the one you love. You're not sorry.

There's a big difference between a bent rule and a broken law. Just let Rebecca Wright sort it out. Bad Judge Thursdays on NBC.

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