Hey, as long as I have some way to get my daily dose of human misery mixed with the relentless triviality of existence, I don't care how it's packaged.
He and his 16-weeks-pregnant wife went to a women's clinic in Brookline, Mass. for an abortion after discovering that their baby had a congenital deformity with no chance for survival. On their way in, they were confronted by images of dismembered fetuses and two women yelling, "You're killing your unborn baby!" Enraged, Gouveia decided to confront the protesters while his wife was in surgery, and he caught the whole interaction on his cellphone.
Turns out this lady has a collection of Chinese jade items that are worth a little more than she thought. Damn.
UPDATED: The guidos and guidettes of "Jersey Shore" reenact your favorite Oscar nominated movies. Vote for the best ones in the Guidee Awards! [Ed Note: Just to give you a taste of what life is going to be like when the cast of The Jersey Shore are in every new movie that comes out. Something to look forward to.]