8-Across: I got mine in 6 minutes (using a felt marker)
1-Down: Book that a ton of people swear by
11-Down: Animated character who would be a huge asset in a snowball fight
4-Across: "I'm in love with the ___" (comment from a hot chocolate enthusiast)
Can you figure out why some answers are missing their clues in today's themed crossword?
9-Down: Type of watermelon obviously sent from heaven to prevent us from having to spit
38-Down: Cohort of Tay Sway and Schumes in the world of fun celebrity feminism
18-Across: Titan sentenced to hold up the world... But what does he stand on?!?!
33-Down: Perfect producer to call in to work on any of the starred songs in today's puzzle?
29-Across: Take down, as your giant vagina painting before your in-laws come visit
32-Across: It's like a tiny Chinese burrito
33-Across: Fictional contest held 75 times in the country of Panem...or the theme of this puzzle?
8-Across: Hourlong period where you can just forget about the world in the dim, sweaty room you've dreamt about all day and, like the instructor says, just leave it all on the bike.
Find all the secret answers and win a hug and my deep, undying respect!
11-Across: Works like my short story where Legolas, Katniss, and I develop a messy psychosexual three-way relationship at an archery retreat in upstate New York.
12-Down: Comedy Central sitcom starring Abbi and Ilana as Abbi and Ilana
12-Across: "Rubber Duckie" singer, in the nude, in a bath, with someone's hand inside him.
13-Across: Someone who used to watch "Rugrats" on TV and bring Lunchables to school and use Limewire
It's a wonderful solve.
It's a transformative experience.
Can you figure out the TV-related theme of this challenging Thursday puzzle?
Can you figure out all these classic movie face-offs? (Besides the best face off, "Face/Off")
This is Thursday, remember? Nobody said it would be easy.
Can you figure out the bonus theme answer in today's medium crossword?
Think you can figure out the theme just by looking at the grid?
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Solves Your Puzzle???
Why not? 3-Down is "Celebrity chef whose weird lowbrow douchery and hair turned him into a widespread meme"
Hint: He's the Greatest Living Artist Ever To Puzzle
Just don't get on your high horse about it.
Can you figure out your order using this medium crossword puzzle?
Bout to drop this medium freestyle.
Happy hour has just begun!