Community Contributor

Community

A BuzzFeed Dating Sim?!?! YES.

the girl you are head over heels for takes the public bus after school every day, and today you plan to run into her at the bus stop, what do u wear

you're at the bus stop but she's on her phone and doesn't notice you next to her

she looks up and says "hi"

"i don't normally see u on this bus route, where are u headed?" you panic and say:

she's about to respond when a notification on her phone dings, she checks and then looks up excitedly "Oh do you watch Remain? the new season just came out today" you have never heard of that show in ur fucking life.

"this new season is meant to be a lot more dark, they're leaning into the physiological horror"

"so aside from your opinions on horror what is your favorite genre?"

she laughs a bit and you can't tell if it's at you or with you, "i really like romance, the forbidden love stories have my whole heart"

an awkward pause follows... how do you fill it?

you realize the silence is because she was preoccupied, she looks worried and keeps checking the time, she's tapping her foot and not really paying attention to you...

she shakes herself out of it and look up "the bus is running late and i'm meeting someone... i just don't want to be late" panic shoots through u because oh fuck what if she's headed to a date 

"no no it's just my work and we're very understaffed recently so I really need to get there on time to relieve my co-worker of their shift" she looks down nervously cracking her knuckles as she says this, you're looking past her and you can see what you think is your bus approaching

she looks up and spots the bus and breaths a sigh of relief, you realize that it really is her bus and unless you want to get on this random bus and pick a stop to get off at that might break your cover, you gotta ask now (and pretend you're waiting for the next bus)

SHE GAVE YOU HER NUMBER!

HAH FRIEND ZONED! again... hah very funny...

"sorry i just don't like you that way"

"actually i was gonna ask if you could give your friend my number?"

ruthlessly bullied by her and her friends for the rest of the year

"ew no wtf"

she gave you her number 😏

she's to embarrassed of you to publicly be with you. you end up at her beck and call for hook ups. it's random and exhausting and you get no say in when or where, but hey, the sex is good.

Many thanks to the generous people who donate to restore the photo studio. Ukraine. Kyiv. (I can sign a commercial release.) Ukraine. Kyiv. Thanks for your donation.
PayPal - alexfoto@bigmir.net
Skrill- alexfoto@bigmir.net

SECRET ENDING: sneaky link

you were catching on a bit to much to her little side hobby... she gives you her number and invites you over. you have a great afternoon and you ignore how she feels a bit off, a bit to keen. she drives you out to a diner for dinner and after the meal takes you out behind the back. you make out against the wall ignoring all the signs that you should be running, that you're in the middle of nowhere at a diner you didn't even know existed, that it was empty aside from one staff and that you vaguely recognize the staff as her bestfriend. you even ignore the stabbing pain in your gut and the wetness of your shirt as the blood leaks out. you kiss her as you loose consciousness. 
[ YOU DIED ]

red padded sofa and tables inside building

SECRET ENDING: death

About BuzzFeed Community

Community Brand Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community

Sorry, this content is <i>no longer</i> supported.

BuzzFeed Community Guidelines

BuzzFeed Community Leaderboard

BuzzFeed News has breaking stories and original reporting on politics, world news, social media, viral trends, health, science, technology, entertainment, and LGBTQ issues.

All the best animals on the internet. The snuggle is real.

BuzzFeed has breaking news, vital journalism, quizzes, videos, celeb news, Tasty food videos, recipes, DIY hacks, and all the trending buzz you’ll want to share with your friends. Copyright BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved.

BuzzFeed News | Breaking News | Original Reporting | News Analysis

Animal Pictures and Videos - Adorably from BuzzFeed

Name

Thanks for subscribing!

Stay up to date with our latest BuzzFeed video. Enter your email to subscribe!

Oops! Upload an image or add text to submit.

BuzzFeed has the hottest, most social content on the web. We feature breaking buzz and the kinds of things you'd want to pass along to your friends.

A BuzzFeed Dating Sim?!?! YES.

Share This Article