Top 15 Desi Food Puns That Will Make Your Stomach Hurt

Headache or stomach ache? Check out these awesome food related puns to get your mind and soul satiated!

1. Salami Ishq.

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2. Ja Aish Kar.

NEObie @AngryBoyfriend8

*Jaya to Ash* Chicken curry shirt pe gira ke ye nikamma kahan gaya? Ash~ He has gone to take shawarma.

Sat Jan 21 05:26:54 UTC+0000 2017

3. Mora Piya Mousse Bolat Naahi.

Pranav @pranavsapra

She: But tum itna dessert kaise khaa lete ho? Me: Mousse

10:39 AM - 10 Apr 2017

4. I am hungry, Lettuce Go!

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5. Will you Kismi?

iLOGAN @ClawedHumor

Aaj ka gyaan

08:33 AM - 07 Jan 2017

6. Bowl na hulke hulke.

Kshitiz Bhardwaj @ImmaJoking

*Team dinner* Girl: *looking for the rice bowl,points* Bowl do na Zara Me: Dil me Jo hai chipa, main kisi se...

04:59 AM - 29 Sep 2016

7. Some Puns Are Good Sambhar Bad!

Lame Monk @oldschoolmonk

When a foodie can find some good south Indian food, Dosa the best days for him.

05:39 PM - 15 Jun 2015

8. Dough Dough Kar Maaro.

Mohit Ghune @Ghunegaar

"I asked you to bring 8 chapati but you brought only 6." "Nahi sir, aapko kulche dikh rahe hai, paranthe."

03:35 PM - 15 Jan 2016

9. Bohot He AAM Joke Hai!

The PunDit @yashsharmaji

Mangoes plucked at any hour during summers are sweet. Sab hour ka phall meetha hota hai.

03:13 PM - 10 Apr 2017

10. Idly Mat Betho!

GRV @MildlyClassic

Waiter: "Medu Vada?" Me: "Nahin main khud le loonga. Thanks"

11:41 AM - 09 Apr 2017

11. Laung Live Biryani!

Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna

Having biryani is like walking in a jungle full of land mines. Kya pata kaunsa loung, ilaichi ya methi ka bum muh mein phat jaaye.

10:06 AM - 26 Feb 2017

12. If She Drinks Too Much, Liver!

Madhura @PunsTurnMeOn

For an alcoholic, it's always a liver die situation.

Wed Apr 29 08:05:11 UTC+0000 2015

13. Omelette for work.

Vichu @vichupedia

She: Aunty Pari ghar pe hai? Aunty: Nai beta, Parindey lane market gayi hai..

Sat Dec 03 18:09:06 UTC+0000 2016

14. 'Aau' Kabhi Haveli Par, Pulao Khilaye

Khushamtweet! @XitijNanavaty

What is your favourite food ? Shakti Kapoor : Pull Aau ..!

Sat Jan 14 14:17:27 UTC+0000 2017

15. Yeh To Hadd He 'Curd'i

Virendra Vaishnav @VaishnavDevta

Me: I'm eating curd for the first time. She: Dahi khaya hai pahli baar? Me: Saajan ki aankhon me pyar.

Thu Jul 07 18:25:36 UTC+0000 2016