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Which Member Of Awkward Silence Comedy Are You? Spring 2021 Edition

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Congratulations! You're Alexa, who we all aspire to be. Your work on stage is legendary with fun characters, incredible mime, and the best accents this side of the Mississippi. What you do off-stage is just as legendary, though, as you always have time for a friend to give them a shoulder to cry on, a joke to make them laugh, or the strongest punch in the world (only if you need it). Your favorite passtime on Thursday nights is coming to Awkward Silence Comedy shows at 9pm in the Indiana Memorial Union! To quote Alexa, "I like their shows!"

Congratulations! You got Carly!! With this result comes a lot of responsibility - you must be able to juggle being a Tony Hawk level skater while carrying the education of an entire dorm of students on your back. Oh and you do it with the happiest little smile on your face! You light up a room and you're not afraid to side eye anyone who needs to be put in line. You are courageous and hilarious and somehow are able to wait in a 3 hour line for Starbucks to get your caramel macchiato. Oh no! You're running late for a meeting with one of your many groups! Throw on some Foxygen and crank it up, we'll see you on Thursday at 9 for an ASC show!

Carly

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 
You have got the nicest human being to ever exist! BLAKE!!!!! Otherwise known as balke or señor swag, you are so hot and every single body who meets you instantly falls in love with you romantically and platonically. You are wicked smart in school, comedy, and video game! Somehow you always know exactly what to say to someone to make them feel super good about themselves and to also make their entire day better. Not only are you amazing at playing the “cool guy” character but you are endlessly creative and can just as easily be a hunchback sidekick of a crazed maniac. You are especially great at being exceptionally witty and also very much adorable. Watch out though! People want to hug you because of how warm and inviting you are! Also watch out because you are literally too cool and SMART for everyone and you exist in a different realm than everybody else because of your bountiful swag. We'll see you and the rest of the group every Thursday at 9 for an ASC show!

Blake

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 🙅🙅🙅🙅
You must skateboard n chill cause you got EMMA!!!! You must love to lay back and match the vibe of any room or person, as long as it’s good (NO bad vibes allowed 😾). You are seriously funny and take on every situation with a sense of humor, which attracts all types of humans and animals - whether you want it too or not. 😂😂🥱 When you walk into a room, everyone knows that it’s going to be a good time. When someone is asking for advice, you’re always there and ready to throw down your denim jacket and tackle the issue. You’re especially talented in what you’re passionate about and it shows through your everyday actions. But BEWARE!!! Time can slip through your fingers and the next thing you know, it’s 5:30 a.m. and the sun is coming up and you have an assignment due. But that doesn’t stop you 🤧🤧 you grind that out, pass out and wake up to get where you need to be. We'll see you this and every Thursday at 9 for an ASC show!

Emma

You got Lily! Everyone’s heads turn when you walk through the door. Your confidence and beauty brighten every room you enter! You are loved by many and always are ready with a good book or song recommendation. You shine on stage whether you’re playing a mad scientist or a Storied Grandfather. You’re always down to get dinner and create a fun time out of an ordinary day. Plus your makeup and fashion skills are elite.  You come out the other side of whatever challenge is thrown at you with maturity and personal growth. Jump in your car, queue up Supermassive Black Hole and keep going; you’re doing great!! We'll see you this and every Thursday at 9 for an ASC show!

Lily

Congrats! You got... mike!! Massive congratulations on the newly acquired absolutely killer mustache and the world’s cutest pup (don’t worry we won’t tell your mom). You’re an eagle scout and a man of many majors. When you’re not scouting and learning, you’re probably fishing. and when you’re fishing, you’re probably on a boat you built with your barehands, carried on your shoulders for miles (because who needs a hitch), and then delicately placed in the water so as not to scare away the fish. You’re also a facebook marketplace professional and an absolute joy to be around. You’ve got such a fascinating array of knowledge and interests - and you love to talk about them in a big brained way with a junior accent. We'll see you Thursday at 9 for an Awkward Silence show! Have a good day and happy fishing!

Mike

Congratulations you are most like Rachel! This means you are the ultimate Cool Girl, although you would never self identify as this. You are closed off and even shy at first, some might say you intimidated them at first! but when you find people with your vibe— get ready for that creativity to shine! You are quick witted and are known for your killer one liners. Your music taste is quite literally anything and everything, your creativity may even come from a place of angst or spite (you can thank ur likely fire sign placements for this hehe). Your ideal date is sending memes and hosting a socratic seminar discussing an adult cartoon. Now as far as organization and consistency YOU ARE #1. You might even experience back pain from carrying the weight of being the most responsible in the friend group; maybe drink some water lauv. Your style is killer, you give the best advice, and are incredibly insightfully. OK now get back to getting your doctorate or whatever and we'll see you every Thursday at 9 for an ASC show!

Rachel

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Which Member Of Awkward Silence Comedy Are You? Spring 2021 Edition

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