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22 Villainous Cats Who Are Plotting Your Demise

Humans have been the dominant species on this planet for TOO LONG. Soon the cats will rise up and destroy everyone and everything. VERY SOON.

1. "Yes! YES, human. Open the box. Look upon the grotesque 'gift' I have left for you."

2. "Be still, my precious. Your wagging betrays our excitement for the impending bloodshed. Shhh. Be still."

3. "I'm not an unreasonable cat, human. I'll allow you to select how you meet your maker."

4. "You have yet to BEGIN to feel my wrath! What I lack in fur, I make up for in merciless evil."

5. "Do you think this is a game, human? Look at my face. Do I look like I am playing around?"

6. "Leave me here all day alone, will you? Not today, human. Not today."

7. "Go to sleep, human. I'll be here when you wake. I'll always be here. Watching. Waiting."

8. "Turn off the webcam, human. You wouldn't want your friends and family to witness the horrors to be inflicted upon you."

9. "You DARE turn your back on me, human?! THIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!"

10. "Ha Ha HA! My nefarious plans are all finally coming together! The human will mistake me for a simple package and I will be FREE."

11. "You think you can hide from me, human? I see you, there in the darkness. I can ALWAYS see you."

12. "I care little for your theatrics, human. Deliver me my supper or die so that I may finally dine upon your flesh."

13. "Oh, this? This is nothing. Turn around and walk away. You saw nothing."


15. "Just you wait, human. This isn't the last you've heard of me."

16. "Ugh. You're wearing THAT?! You don't even NEED me to destroy you. You're destroying your reputation all on your own."

17. "Yes... yes... it's all coming together. The machinations I have set in motion will soon reach their horrible, inevitable outcome."

18. "I shall someday be master of everything you see before you, human. Mark my words."

19. "Hmm. How do I finally rid myself of these humans and make it seem as though it was the work of that imbecile canine?"

20. "Look away, worm. Your filthy eyes are not fit to gaze upon my divinity."

21. I grow weary of your presence, human. I've decided to end your life."

22. "Do not cross me, human. Not today. Not ever."