1. "Yes! YES, human. Open the box. Look upon the grotesque 'gift' I have left for you."
Via reddit.com
2. "Be still, my precious. Your wagging betrays our excitement for the impending bloodshed. Shhh. Be still."
Via reddit.com
3. "I'm not an unreasonable cat, human. I'll allow you to select how you meet your maker."
Via reddit.com
4. "You have yet to BEGIN to feel my wrath! What I lack in fur, I make up for in merciless evil."
Via reddit.com
5. "Do you think this is a game, human? Look at my face. Do I look like I am playing around?"
Via reddit.com
6. "Leave me here all day alone, will you? Not today, human. Not today."
Via reddit.com
7. "Go to sleep, human. I'll be here when you wake. I'll always be here. Watching. Waiting."
Via reddit.com
8. "Turn off the webcam, human. You wouldn't want your friends and family to witness the horrors to be inflicted upon you."
Via reddit.com
9. "You DARE turn your back on me, human?! THIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!"
Via reddit.com
10. "Ha Ha HA! My nefarious plans are all finally coming together! The human will mistake me for a simple package and I will be FREE."
Via reddit.com
11. "You think you can hide from me, human? I see you, there in the darkness. I can ALWAYS see you."
Via reddit.com
12. "I care little for your theatrics, human. Deliver me my supper or die so that I may finally dine upon your flesh."
Via reddit.com
13. "Oh, this? This is nothing. Turn around and walk away. You saw nothing."
Via reddit.com
14. "DO NOT PRESUME TO STEAL MY LIKENESS, HUMAN! THIS WILL BE YOUR FINAL TRANSGRESSION!"
15. "Just you wait, human. This isn't the last you've heard of me."
Via reddit.com
16. "Ugh. You're wearing THAT?! You don't even NEED me to destroy you. You're destroying your reputation all on your own."
Via reddit.com
17. "Yes... yes... it's all coming together. The machinations I have set in motion will soon reach their horrible, inevitable outcome."
Via reddit.com
18. "I shall someday be master of everything you see before you, human. Mark my words."
Via reddit.com
19. "Hmm. How do I finally rid myself of these humans and make it seem as though it was the work of that imbecile canine?"
Via reddit.com
20. "Look away, worm. Your filthy eyes are not fit to gaze upon my divinity."
Via reddit.com
21. I grow weary of your presence, human. I've decided to end your life."
Via reddit.com
22. "Do not cross me, human. Not today. Not ever."
Via reddit.com
