1. DON’T TOUCH THE ZIPPER, MOM! OMG! WHEN I’M IN HERE WITH THE ZIPPER UP IT MEANS I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
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