1.
The best touchdown on earth is when the chip touches down into the guacamole.
2.
Football makes you choose a side. But everybody knows guacamole is the ONLY SIDE THAT MATTERS.
3.
Guacamole does not penalize excessive celebration.
4.
With guac, interceptions are delicious.
5.
Dynasties rise and dynasties fall, but guacamole will taste good forever.
6.
The only deep ball that matters is these deep-fried balls of guac:
7.
Every fumble ends in a recovery with guacamole.
8.
You can’t eat the actual football stadium.
9.
This is one pileup you want to be at the bottom of:
10.
And lastly: The best bowl of them all is filled with guacamole.
