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Which Bitchass Are You?

we all suck so you're doomed to be disappointed no matter which bitchass you get sry

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  1. Which alter-ego do you identify with the most?

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    nadal
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    whichever choice identifies more with its white side
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    tom bradyYYYYYYY
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    imma mudafuciking staboi
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    corinne? or corrine? how do u spell? she probably doesn't know either lmao
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    olaf
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    someone who likes to pretend she's from new york
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    meatbol and chicken cutlet
  2. How would you resolve a conflict between you and one of your fellow bitchasses?

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    strangle the shit outta her
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    push her off the tobin
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    swing first bitch
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    hit u w tennis racket
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    call my mafia (literally just luca) to beat u up also hit u in face w shoe
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    catch u off guard bc I'm so smol u won't see me coming
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    call u a piece of shit repeatedly prob
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    throw a blanket over only your face
  3. What size birb are you?

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    tol birb
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    i am also a tol birb
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    smol just so smol like my smol bun
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    what is a smol birb
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    is italian a size
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    new yoka birb I'm from brooklyn can't u tell
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    smol birb but w fraternal smol birb
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    whichever birb can sports
  4. What is your favorite meal @ stu?

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    pbb!!!! all day!!!!
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    i guess chicken now
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    idc what i eat as long as its vegetarian. i won't let u forget I'm a vegieiiteaarian now
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    swee potato fri
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    late nite aight
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    pasta SAUCE JUICE JOOOOOS
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    i will never eat late night
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    samwich
  5. Which of these dumb ass things would you do?

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    a person in a stairwell
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    let ppl pile shoes on me while I'm ptfo
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    throw up in the lounge hey bioz ;)
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    walk into just like just all the walls
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    call an uber to the wrong place oops
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    hu in a laundry room hahahhah
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    pull a goddAMN SWISS ARMY KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT
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    scrape all the skin just ALL THE SKIN off your knees
  6. What do u look for in a boi?

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    big ol' ears
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    dark as my soul
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    i wanna b able to step on u thats how short u gotta be
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    be on crew lmao
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    gotta have a unisex name boi! or girl?
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    everyone is in love with me so i don't have to look for them they look for me
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    gotta have a belt loop!
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    for once this answer won't be italy related
  7. What is your best trait?

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    i can make u a good ass cake!!!
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    imma gr8 work out buddy!
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    i can fit into smol spaces
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    wants to make just all the babies
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    i can beat you up
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    i know how to wield a weapon
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    i dab
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    ill do ya hair makeup all day err day!!!!
  8. What is your worst trait?

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    is in love with too many people at the same time
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    my brother sat on me in the womb
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    imma goddamn lightweight boi
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    too busy throwing up to notice your booty call
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    im shy af!!!!!!!
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    you'll never find me bc I'm THAT good at hiding in smol places
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    word on the street is that i can't take roasts (idk which street tho ask maggie)
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    i will lose everything. my ID, my love for you, and then my ID again.
  9. What do you usually wear on a regular basis?

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    whatever it is i promise i have 153 more of the same thing in my closet!!!!
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    boy clothes
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    leather shoes that make me slip every time i walk down duche hill
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    giants apparel bc I'm from new york
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    my cute ass hat!
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    patagoniYAAAASSSS
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    a weird tank top that also has a turtle neck that also has huge slits on the sides thats also made of wool or something??? WHAT SEASON IS IT
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    sometimes cute sometimes GANGSTER
  10. Which of these things would you say?

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    "who wants to come to Luca's basketball game??!!!"
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    "why are you always roasting me?"
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    "can we leave?"
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    "you're a fucking piece of shit squid"
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    "dab dab dab"
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    "i'm going to hook up with all the boys in duchesne"
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    "if you look at him one more time i will cut you"
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    "i'm an honorary member of long island!!"
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