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26 Of The Most Ridiculous Minor League Baseball Logos You'll Ever See

Some will make you hungry, others will just confuse the hell out of you.

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1. Montgomery Biscuits

We know the South loves their breakfast, but come on.
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We know the South loves their breakfast, but come on.

2. Normal CornBelters

Something just isn't "normal" about a stoned ear of corn.
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Something just isn't "normal" about a stoned ear of corn.

3. Modesto Nuts

Something tells us there's probably a lot of sexual innuendos being thrown around on a Saturday night at the ballpark.
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Something tells us there's probably a lot of sexual innuendos being thrown around on a Saturday night at the ballpark.

4. Jamestown Jammers

What were the people in Jamestown thinking?
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What were the people in Jamestown thinking?

5. Savannah Sand Gnats

The logo might be a joke, but the terrifyingly real blood-suckers aren't.
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The logo might be a joke, but the terrifyingly real blood-suckers aren't.

6. Everett Aquasox

What the deuce is an "aqua sock?"
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What the deuce is an "aqua sock?"

7. Cedar Rapids Kernels

Mr. Kernel looks like he's been hanging out in Normal too long.
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Mr. Kernel looks like he's been hanging out in Normal too long.

8. El Paso Chihuahuas

Someone didn't get their taco this afternoon.
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Someone didn't get their taco this afternoon.

9. Erie SeaWolves

Erie shows the result of what happens when you dress a creepy pirate up as a dog.
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Erie shows the result of what happens when you dress a creepy pirate up as a dog.

10. Kannapolis Intimidators

The most intimidating letter "K" you'll ever see.
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The most intimidating letter "K" you'll ever see.

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Besides being one of the least intimidating mascots in the minors, the Manatees boast an impressive cast of past players.
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Besides being one of the least intimidating mascots in the minors, the Manatees boast an impressive cast of past players.

12. Albuquerque Isotopes

I guess Homer's "hunger strike" to keep the team in Springfield didn't work out.
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I guess Homer's "hunger strike" to keep the team in Springfield didn't work out.

13. Augusta Green Jackets

Arnold Palmers. All day, every day.
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Arnold Palmers. All day, every day.

14. Auburn Doubledays

Because only mustached men are that casual with a fastball zooming at their face.
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Because only mustached men are that casual with a fastball zooming at their face.

15. Richmond Flying Squirrels

Being classified as a "Flying Squirrel" before repping the Giants uniform seems like a form of hazing.
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Being classified as a "Flying Squirrel" before repping the Giants uniform seems like a form of hazing.

16. Aberdeen Ironbirds

The happiest damn plane you ever will see.
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The happiest damn plane you ever will see.

17. Fort Wayne TinCaps

An obvious nod to Johnny Appleseed, but come on...the "TinCaps!?"
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An obvious nod to Johnny Appleseed, but come on...the "TinCaps!?"

18. Toledo MudHens

Not as bad as the Walleye, but come on, Toledo.
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Not as bad as the Walleye, but come on, Toledo.

19. Eugene Emeralds

"Eugene is a hotbed of countercultural ideas," said Brandiose's Jason Klein. "From Sasquatch sightings to hippy culture, the Ems are honoring Eugene's eccentricities with a few of their own." - Emerald's Official WebsiteOh, okay...
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"Eugene is a hotbed of countercultural ideas," said Brandiose's Jason Klein. "From Sasquatch sightings to hippy culture, the Ems are honoring Eugene's eccentricities with a few of their own." - Emerald's Official Website

Oh, okay...

20. Charlotte Stone Crabs

Such an oddly specific name, but Stoney the Stone Crab reps the team well.
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Such an oddly specific name, but Stoney the Stone Crab reps the team well.

21. Omaha Storm Chasers

Twister is no joke...or is it?
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Twister is no joke...or is it?

22. Bowling Green Hot Rods

Cool beans, Bowling Green.
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Cool beans, Bowling Green.

23. Hickory Crawdads

For every child who grew up catching crawdads in the creek behind the house.
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For every child who grew up catching crawdads in the creek behind the house.

24. New Orleans Zephyrs

Not sure what a beaver has to do with a zephyr, but alright New Orleans!
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Not sure what a beaver has to do with a zephyr, but alright New Orleans!

25. Lehigh Valley IronPigs

Mascots, Ferrous and FeFe, represent the team by wearing #26, the atomic number for Iron, on their jerseys. Science rules.
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Mascots, Ferrous and FeFe, represent the team by wearing #26, the atomic number for Iron, on their jerseys. Science rules.

26. Lansing Lugnuts

Lansing got screwed.
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Lansing got screwed.

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