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Updated on Dec 31, 2018. Posted on Apr 1, 2014

26 Of The Most Ridiculous Minor League Baseball Logos You'll Ever See

Some will make you hungry, others will just confuse the hell out of you.

1. Montgomery Biscuits

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We know the South loves their breakfast, but come on.

2. Normal CornBelters

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Something just isn't "normal" about a stoned ear of corn.

3. Modesto Nuts

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Something tells us there's probably a lot of sexual innuendos being thrown around on a Saturday night at the ballpark.

4. Jamestown Jammers

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What were the people in Jamestown thinking?

5. Savannah Sand Gnats

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The logo might be a joke, but the terrifyingly real blood-suckers aren't.

6. Everett Aquasox

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What the deuce is an "aqua sock?"

7. Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Mr. Kernel looks like he's been hanging out in Normal too long.

8. El Paso Chihuahuas

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Someone didn't get their taco this afternoon.

9. Erie SeaWolves

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Erie shows the result of what happens when you dress a creepy pirate up as a dog.

10. Kannapolis Intimidators

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The most intimidating letter "K" you'll ever see.

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Besides being one of the least intimidating mascots in the minors, the Manatees boast an impressive cast of past players.

12. Albuquerque Isotopes

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I guess Homer's "hunger strike" to keep the team in Springfield didn't work out.

13. Augusta Green Jackets

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Arnold Palmers. All day, every day.

14. Auburn Doubledays

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Because only mustached men are that casual with a fastball zooming at their face.

15. Richmond Flying Squirrels

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Being classified as a "Flying Squirrel" before repping the Giants uniform seems like a form of hazing.

16. Aberdeen Ironbirds

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The happiest damn plane you ever will see.

17. Fort Wayne TinCaps

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An obvious nod to Johnny Appleseed, but come on...the "TinCaps!?"

18. Toledo MudHens

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Not as bad as the Walleye, but come on, Toledo.

19. Eugene Emeralds

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"Eugene is a hotbed of countercultural ideas," said Brandiose's Jason Klein. "From Sasquatch sightings to hippy culture, the Ems are honoring Eugene's eccentricities with a few of their own." - Emerald's Official Website

Oh, okay...

20. Charlotte Stone Crabs

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Such an oddly specific name, but Stoney the Stone Crab reps the team well.

21. Omaha Storm Chasers

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Twister is no joke...or is it?

22. Bowling Green Hot Rods

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Cool beans, Bowling Green.

23. Hickory Crawdads

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For every child who grew up catching crawdads in the creek behind the house.

24. New Orleans Zephyrs

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Not sure what a beaver has to do with a zephyr, but alright New Orleans!

25. Lehigh Valley IronPigs

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Mascots, Ferrous and FeFe, represent the team by wearing #26, the atomic number for Iron, on their jerseys. Science rules.

26. Lansing Lugnuts

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Lansing got screwed.