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If anyone sent me this text, I would straight-up invite them to a joint wedding board on Pinterest.
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Or light some candles and turn up some Marvin Gaye.
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Maybe slip into something a little more comfortable.*
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And I'd buy someone a steak dinner for this message:
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My dream is to have a long, romantic walk on the beach with this selfless human:
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Excuse me while I ask this person's parents for their hand in marriage.
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Is it hot in here or is it just my ovaries?
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If you were looking for a guaranteed night of ~romance~ you just got it.
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This is true love, people.
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But this — this is your soulmate:
