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    Posted on Feb 29, 2016

    13 Steamy Messages That Are Basically Sexts To Any Makeup Addict

    "Just took the liberty of untagging any photos where your eyeliner isn't perfect." SWOON.

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    1. If anyone sent me this text, I would straight-up invite them to a joint wedding board on Pinterest.

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    2. Or light some candles and turn up some Marvin Gaye.

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    3. Maybe slip into something a little more comfortable.*

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    *Light coverage foundation.

    4. I'd give this person a love coupon book.

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    5. And I'd buy someone a steak dinner for this message:

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    6. ASDFGHJKLQWUTYUPO.

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    Sorry, that was just me making sexy (?) groan noises.

    7. My dream is to have a long, romantic walk on the beach with this selfless human:

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    8. Excuse me while I ask this person's parents for their hand in marriage.

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    9. Is it hot in here or is it just my ovaries?

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    10. I think I'm crying.

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    11. If you were looking for a guaranteed night of ~romance~ you just got it.

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    12. This is true love, people.

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    13. But this — this is your soulmate:

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    Me right now:

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