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    23 Things You'll Only Relate To If You're Slightly Obsessed With Makeup

    It's not a game and I'm not playing around.

    1. Makeup addicts do NOT mess around.

    2. This ain't no game and we ain't no players.

    3. We have priorities and we stick to them.

    4. Our makeup bag is bae.

    5. And the only reason we'd get rid of that bag is for an upgrade.

    6. The only "trends" we follow come straight from our favorite YouTubers.

    7. We know about every palette, lipstick shade, and mascara formula months before it's released.

    8. In fact, we plan our entire budget around the new releases.

    9. Because we have PLANS for those products.

    10. We have DREAMS for those little babies.

    11. It takes a long time to find the perfect shade...

    12. ...but when we do, we hold onto it forever.

    13. When you believe in the power of beauty products, you see the world differently.

    14. You love and accept all.

    15. You command respect.

    16. And you respect your work.

    17. Listen, makeup is a journey and you EARNED these stripes.

    18. Whoever is telling you to wear less makeup can get to leaving.

    19. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

    20. Makeup is straight up MAGIC.

    21. Something as simple as eyeliner can make you feel like a goddamn KWEEN.

    22. At the end of the day, this is where your happiness lies.

    23. And above all else, you know this to be true: