There Is A Pizza ATM At This College And OMG It Looks Incredible
Dreams really do come true.
Fam, for the first time in USA history, we have a pizza ATM on our continent.

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This tall drink of water belongs to the dining hall at Xavier University in Cincinnati, OH.
According to Time.com, each 12-inch pizza only costs $9 which is ABSURDLY REASONABLE because LOOK AT THAT CHEESE BRIDGE.

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While pizza ATMs have been around in Europe for about 14 years, the Ohio university is responsible for bringing the first pizza ATM to the USA.

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Basically, you hit a couple of buttons and then Bleep-bloop-blop you get a hot 12-inch miracle in three minutes.

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You can get pepperoni, veggie, or cheese pizza, but the options could change depending on what's most popular. The machine can store a maximum of 70 pizzas inside.
The pie is allegedly "second to no other pizza," Xavier Assistant Vice President Jude Kiah told Cincinnati.com.

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Hard to believe, but ATM pizza is still better than no pizza so whatev.
And because dreams really do come true, the pizza ATM is open 24/7.
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Imagine the 3 a.m. possibilities!
Godspeed to the Admissions office at Xavier. May you find sanity during this blessed time.

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P.S. if you want a pizza ATM at your college ā or anywhere, really ā you can hit up Paline ā Pizza ATMā¢.

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Full disclosure, though: The machine costs $55,000. Good luck!