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21 Fucking Great Gifts For Your Best Friend Who Loves Swearing

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

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1. For your bestie who's fresh out of fucks to give:

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Get them here for $8.

2. For the bae who wants to spread the fucking love:

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Get it here for $20.

3. We all know a badass bitch who deserves this candle.

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Get it here for $18.

4. Give the classiest bitch you know this wire ring.

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Get it here for $10.99.

5. For the swearer who loves a good cup of coffee.

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Get it here for $18.

6. For your friend who wants to do some real epic shit:

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Get it here for $5.

7. No excuses — just get shit done and get this poster.

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Get it here for $16.

8. Having the mouth of a sailor doesn't mean you don't have fucking manners.

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Get it here for $29.

9. This card is low-key the entire present.

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Get it here for $4.50.

10. This shirt belongs on the body of your other half.

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Get it here for $15.

11. Keep that bitch's good vibes going.

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Get it here for $14.99.

12. For your French, potty-mouthed sweetie:

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Get it here for $97.

13. For your friend who puts all kinds of shit on their face:

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Get it here for $25.

14. Help your inspirational friend get wasted AF with this wine glass.

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Get it here for $14.

15. Here, give your sassy friend this "Eat Shit" lunch box. They deserve it.

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Get it here for $26.

16. Help your swearing friend subtly give the most important message of the season with this necklace.

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Get it here for $35.

17. Gift this gym-hating soap to your friend who fucking hates working out.

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Get it here for $3.99.

18. Get these chic boots for the shit kicker you love the most.

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Get them here for $550.

19. Get this for your BFF who has a shitty memory.

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Get it here for $7.96.

20. We all know at least one of these women.

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Get it here for $14.

21. And for the friend who really lets it all hang loose, get the IDFWU wall decal that was basically made for their apartment.

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Get it here for $8.

Happy fucking holidays!

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