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This Company Ships Potato Love Notes To Your Friends For $8

Mystery Potatoes are the new Conversation Hearts.

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To a normal human being, this is just a big ol' sack of potatoes.

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But to the weirdo geniuses over at MysteryPotato.com, these spuds are the key to good relationships: Secret love notes.

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For $7.99, this company will ship a potato with a customized message to someone you love.

Larger potatoes (and thus, longer messages) cost $9.99. You can choose to use this power for evil, shipping messages to people you hate, but don't be a garbage person.
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Larger potatoes (and thus, longer messages) cost $9.99.

You can choose to use this power for evil, shipping messages to people you hate, but don't be a garbage person.

You can send sweet, loving notes.

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...or ~spice things up~ with a spud.

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Some people have chosen to use the potatoes in lieu of a gender reveal cake.

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While others have gone straight up motivational.

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Here's the only catch: The potato sender is LITERALLY a mystery until you post your tater on social media.

At that point, the sender can reveal themselves. Or not. Tots up to them. (Sorry.)
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At that point, the sender can reveal themselves. Or not. Tots up to them. (Sorry.)

But when you think about it, who wouldn't love getting a silly potato in the mail?

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We could all use a spud around the house.

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