To a normal human being, this is just a big ol' sack of potatoes.
But to the weirdo geniuses over at MysteryPotato.com, these spuds are the key to good relationships: Secret love notes.
For $7.99, this company will ship a potato with a customized message to someone you love.
You can send sweet, loving notes.
...or ~spice things up~ with a spud.
Some people have chosen to use the potatoes in lieu of a gender reveal cake.
While others have gone straight up motivational.
Here's the only catch: The potato sender is LITERALLY a mystery until you post your tater on social media.
But when you think about it, who wouldn't love getting a silly potato in the mail?
We could all use a spud around the house.