1. "I don't know if I trust a deodorant that's only 87 cents, but I'm definitely buying it anyway."
2. "I'm walking out of here with free lotions, suckers!"
3. "I don't even care that I'll never have this much laundry!"
4. "What? You don't have 9 different ExtraCare cards?"
5. "The only thing better than CVS is CVS with a Redbox!"
6. "Lalalala I'm set with nail polish remover for the rest of my life!"
7. "I'll be here at least an hour."
8. "Why would anyone do their holiday shopping anywhere else?"
9. "I can't believe I've ever paid more than 25 cents for peanut butter."
10. "Hell yes I just saved 98%!"
11. "I'm already planning what I'll splurge on with my ExtraBucks Rewards!"
12. "I'm going to make you mine."
13. "I'm so happy I could cry!"
14. "These carts need to be bigger."
15. "I haven't needed batteries in years but WHO CARES? They're on sale!"
16. "Is this heaven?"
17. "All of it! I want it all!"
18. "The semiannual beauty clearance sale is kind of better than my birthday."
19. "I'm home."
