Char : i was afraid of you at first, but you ended up being the cutest little Australian monkey i’ve ever met. Thank you for being here to watch stupid and less stupid tv shows with me, thank you for your strange food habits and your frozen veggies at 8am, for the peanut butter and the corn cakes. Thank you for being so loud when you’re drunk and making pancakes at 4am. Thank you for being such a good person deep down, even if you pretend to hate everyone. If you’re actually pregnant someday, i would be more than happy to spoil her or him. Thank you for being who you are, a crazy, psycho and loving batch. Jami : my Russian dear friend and fitness partner. I was expecting a weird Russian with a strong accent and socially awkward behavior since your Facebook was too mysterious to be true. I was a little bit relieved when I realize you were normal. At first. Because you might be the craziest person of this flat. Even though you have weird foot habits too that led me to hurt your feelings saying it smelled aw
Char : i was afraid of you at first, but you ended up being the cutest little Australian monkey i’ve ever met. Thank you for being here to watch stupid and less stupid tv shows with me, thank you for your strange food habits and your frozen veggies at 8am, for the peanut butter and the corn cakes. Thank you for being so loud when you’re drunk and making pancakes at 4am. Thank you for being such a good person deep down, even if you pretend to hate everyone.
If you’re actually pregnant someday, i would be more than happy to spoil her or him. Thank you for being who you are, a crazy, psycho and loving batch.
Jami : my Russian dear friend and fitness partner. I was expecting a weird Russian with a strong accent and socially awkward behavior since your Facebook was too mysterious to be true. I was a little bit relieved when I realize you were normal. At first. Because you might be the craziest person of this flat.
Even though you have weird foot habits too that led me to hurt your feelings saying it smelled awful, our friendship, like Russia, has no borders. Thank you for the fish paste, the arguments about Russia, Poutine and Syria, bodycombat and yoga, for the candles and hygge nights at home. Continue to be who you are, adorable, full of attentions and find a guy who will deserve you.
Darcy : You make america great again in my mind and in my heart. Far away for the American cliché I had before you came, you’re curious, smart, selfless. But overall, you’re the most awkward person I’ve ever met. You’re like the baby I’ve never had, or the baby i will have, it’s kinda confusing. I was happy to guide you and take care of you while you were here.
Hope you gonna have a lot of good moments with blankie in the future, smelling it, inhale its smell, and eat pieces that fall out of it. Thank you for your disgusting brussel sprouts, i have no other example because that’s all you’re actually eating.
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