This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Community·Posted on Apr 5, 201732 Reasons Why You Should Be Following Jomny SunThe internet is strong with this one.by Aubrey SmallsCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jomny sun @jonnysun "i just want to go home" said the astronaut. "so come home" said ground control. ‘‘so come home’’ said the voice from the stars. 11:50 PM - 01 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 2. jomny sun @jonnysun WIFE: [handing me crying baby] will u please change him ME: ok [drives to hospital] ME: hi yes my baby is crying can i get a new one 11:06 PM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 3. jomny sun @jonnysun *points to dad* OMG DAD UR SO GAY *poimt to othre dad* DUDE UR SO GAY TOO *hugs my two gay dads* i realy realy love u guys 09:12 PM - 08 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 4. jomny sun @jonnysun look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat 05:18 AM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 5. jomny sun @jonnysun superbowl 2015: haha left shark superbowl 2016: wats coldplay doin here superbowl 2017: so this is it. the last superbowl of the free world 04:52 PM - 05 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 6. jomny sun @jonnysun me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me 06:13 PM - 21 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 7. jomny sun @jonnysun first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club 03:11 AM - 27 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 8. jomny sun @jonnysun on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice 08:21 PM - 22 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 9. jomny sun @jonnysun [in nature] WATS THE WIFI PASWORD OUT HERE [birds chirp] [wind rustles the leaves] [sunlight glimers off the lake] … IS THAT ALL ONE WORD 04:27 PM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 10. jomny sun @jonnysun sim city is the perfect metaphor for life bc u hav no idea what ur doing yet peopel keep givimg u more and more complicated jobs until u die 02:18 AM - 06 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 11. jomny sun @jonnysun TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying 12:54 AM - 25 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 12. jomny sun @jonnysun *clears throat* *crowd gets quiet* a baloon is what hapens wheb a bowlimg ball dies. baloon is a ghost bowlimg ball, thamk u 02:03 AM - 27 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 13. jomny sun @jonnysun of course the nba is rigged theres no possible way to shoot a ball into the hole from that far away trust me i hav tried 10 times 04:17 AM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 14. jomny sun @jonnysun CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan 07:35 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 15. jomny sun @jonnysun grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road 03:29 PM - 17 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 16. jomny sun @jonnysun i love driving becuase it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad 07:58 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 17. jomny sun @jonnysun falling in love is like having spent your entire life reading a thesaurus and someone hands you a dictionary 11:20 PM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 18. jomny sun @jonnysun BEING in love is like having spent your entire life reading a dictionary and someone starts handing you stories 07:37 AM - 27 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 19. jomny sun @jonnysun SCIENTISTS FROM THE 7 NEWLY DISCOVERED HABITABLE PLANETS: we just discovered a single habitable planet caled 'earth' thats full of idiots 06:38 PM - 22 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 20. jomny sun @jonnysun early humans discover crying: "we must be carryimg the ocean inside of us" one whispres. "then we must be gentle with it" whispers another 05:44 AM - 16 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 21. jomny sun @jonnysun i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor 10:25 PM - 18 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 22. jomny sun @jonnysun my life can be sumed up as the end credits of snl where evreyone hugging and i am the camera man 07:41 PM - 22 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 23. jomny sun @jonnysun i hav cat-like reflexes "prove it" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat 10:37 PM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 24. jomny sun @jonnysun hello 911? yes ok so when i turn off my lights wat hapens to my shadow like does it disapear or does it fill up the entire room 07:43 AM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 25. jomny sun @jonnysun LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack 09:31 PM - 04 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 26. jomny sun @jonnysun ME: wats that baby thinkig BABY: [crying] my bones lengthen & my organs expand evermore whilst my skin stretches like canvas to contain them 06:59 PM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 27. jomny sun @jonnysun i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me" 10:49 PM - 01 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 28. jomny sun @jonnysun maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams 06:22 AM - 21 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 29. jomny sun @jonnysun as a child i asked my dad why the moon looks really really big sometimes and he said "simulations always have bugs" and i havent slept since 07:22 PM - 19 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 30. jomny sun @jonnysun if i could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, i would. i am very lonely 03:44 AM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 31. jomny sun @jonnysun this is ur captain. we landed fine but im gona stall us on the runway for 15 min bc i didnt hear ANYONE applaud when i landed the damn plane 06:43 AM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun 32. jomny sun @jonnysun being in a hamock is so comfortabel bc it replicates our condition before birth: being caried to earth inside the beak of a giant pelican 03:37 AM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun *pets jomny sun on the head* ur a treasurb of the internet. never chamge Martha @marthakrebill My roommate doesn't have a Twitter, but she was so inspired by the @jonnysun astronaut tweet that she painted this… https://t.co/idzB9tvclt 08:58 PM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite