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Redesign Your Life As A Long Island Mom And We'll Tell You Which Long Island Mom You Are

What Part of Long Island Would You be From?

What Would be Your Most Important Aspect of Life?

And Finally, What's Your Heart Set on Hearing at the Billy Joel Concert on Thursday Night?

You are PTA president who knows what she wants and is not afraid to do what it takes to get it. You only moved to New York 9 and a half years ago from your home town in Mississippi to be the belle of this ball. Your one and only son, Christopher, in the third grade is your pride and joy and nobody messes with your kid. You are also enemies with Sharron, PTA treasurer.

Donna

You aren't even a Long Island mom. You aren't even a mom. You will never be a mom because of you undying hatred of children. Your favorite pastime is drinking wine of any sort and your main job, in spite of being a housewife, is supporting Donna's aspirations and dreams in any and every way possible.

Debra

You are a single mom of three who enjoys meeting men at Shul to fill the emptiness left from your horse dying as a child. Sharron has adopted you as her best friend, and you thoroughly enjoy giving her advice on telling Donna where to go.

Beth

You are the almighty PTA treasurer who can't stand the PTA president, Donna. You just want to be in charge and decide where the fundraiser money goes but your ideas are shot down by you nemesis. Your 4 kids have peanut allergies and you just need to make sure she doesn't waste the budget money on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches your kids can't eat and then will feel left out.

Sharron

You are the quiet Long Island mom who likes to make sure your children are well cared for and are getting the most of their education experience. You are class mom, but you absolutely hate all drama and want to stay away from Donna and Sharron's war. You are pure, neutral ground. You can't afford to be on anyone's bad side considering your second child, Reginald is only two and you will be involved with the other school moms for a longer time than you would enjoy.

Miriam

There isn't much to ay about you. You are a successful real estate agent who is constantly working, but makes sure to get to school for important events. You like to give out big presents to the teachers and Miriam, class mom, to one up Donna and Sharron to make up for your constant absences from lesser school events like class parties.

Jeraldine

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Redesign Your Life As A Long Island Mom And We'll Tell You Which Long Island Mom You Are

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