25 Signs You Go To ASP

guess who's back

1. You have probably forgotten who our mascot is

Who's lafayette?

2. The FCD talks have never, and will never work

you try oh so hard ASP

3. You're pretty sure some kids have parents in the mafia

because where tf do they get all that money from

4. You're surrounded by people who go clubbing for status

5. You have definitely unintentionally run into somebody from school at the airport

and yes, it is the last person you want to see

6. You have wondered how the food at the cafeteria can cost a small fortune

like y tho

7. You have probably been yelled at for eating quietly in the library, even when the kid next you brought an entire tray of sushi

I just wanted to eat my rice-cake in peace

8. You have strongly considered writing a petition to get an escalator in the new building

because walking up to the fourth floor after PAC is a new kind of torture

9. Even though web pizza is a slice of grease with a little cheese on top, you'll still buy it

*buys entire box with no intention of sharing*

10. You can spy the confused and lost freshmen from a mile away

often spotted traveling in packs believing that there is safety in numbers

11. You are still confused as to why we can't open the windows

"It's for the ventilation system"

12. You find it ironic how much the school tries to be anti substances while having an open bar at every ASP event

ASP you are both the source and reason for our alcoholism

13. You've *accidentally* taken the elevator only to be caught by a teacher

"Are these not the stairs??"

14. You don't quite understand why it is only dangerous to come and leave school between the hours of 8:45 and 3:30

because terrorists like to work on our schedule

15. You have probably never read aspire or INK

16. You're convinced Pierce has a third eye that can identify anybody who doesn't have a free

or hidden security cameras

17. The little kids yelling in the morning on your bus are the bane of your existance

no I do not care that you have a new type of slime

18. You enjoy slowly watching the innocent new kids get corrupted

turning colorful children into all black wearing alcoholics since the dawn of time

19. You have probably been *rudely* woken up while trying to nap in the library

the beanbags are there for a reason

20. You have accepted that ASP has no spirit

tb to the attempts at cheerleading squads

21. You know that GAPS is a joke no matter how serious they try and make it

Beatrice you are useless

22. You lowkey wish Vezina would come back so freedom could be restored

throwback to the days when we could actually get away with doing shit

23. You realize the gossip system is basically a messed up game of chinese whispers but you still love it

24. You realize IB is like a slow descent into hell

oh everything is fine? don't worry we will hit you with IAs, CAS, EE work. oh and don't forget to do your college applications on top of it

25. YOU ARE A REBEL!!