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White Patrick prides himself on his internalized misogyny and his fake understanding of art films. The Uber of white SoCal guys, White Patrick will always be there to caress your shoulders (even if it's unwelcome) and mansplain the marginalization of Rohingya Muslims. He enjoys long walks on South Quad and DHDs.

White Patrick

Your mans has a great shoulder to sleep on. Cute Asian Alex is the perfect guy to never get to know. When he talks in class, you'll feel like he's dumb, but maybe he's not??? He's continuously disinterested, but he'll tolerate you.

Cute Asian Alex

Ladies, act now before he realizes his own self-worth. A 1590 ACT, three-time debate champ, and an ambiguous and unidentifiable sexuality, White Alex never fails to make you question your own intelligence. If you want a man who shows vague interest but is more interested in his Korean friend than he is you, White Alex is perfect when you need space all the time; he will respectfully sit behind you on any and all dates.

White Alex

For a man who knows more about your own country's politics than you do and hits you up at midnight to criticize communism, Skinny Asian Alex is your guy. You can count on him to ask the most insightful questions in class and he'll never steal your heart :).

Skinny Asian Alex

For a man with better shoes than you, Nico is your guy. Your relationship with Nico will never be cold like the inside of his Hydroflask. Semi-professional equestrian girlfriend aside, he'll never fail to promote your Instagram account. And if you're into it, he's always down to eat ass.

Nico

1590\. AP Scholar. Fluent in Spanish. (Better) SoCal. Your relationship will move so quickly that within five days, you'll be writing your wedding vows. He will (not discreetly) put his hand on your upper thigh, and it'll be just as weird as you think.

Brandon

The perfect combination of Western and Oriental, this Irish papi will perrear to all the good reggaetunes with you. Liam's theater skills will impress you, especially with his flamboyant mannerisms. If you're unimpressed by his Irish stoicism, his perky butt will always be grabbable.

Liam

Although you'll find yourself competing with White Alex for his attention, his interests are always twofold. A 36 ACT and perfectly coiffed hair give you the perfect mix of intellectual, preppy, and Asian.

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