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Five Things Robot Trump Could Say At Disney's Hall Of Presidents

A robot of Donald Trump will speak in Disney's Hall of Presidents. What will it say?! We have an idea.

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An audio-animatronic robot figure of Donald Trump will be added to the Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World. And since every audio-animatronic president since 1993 has delivered a speech in the attraction, this time around will be no different.

So naturally, that leaves us all to wonder: what in the world could the Robot Trump say to thousands of families visiting Disney World each day? I gathered some of my favorite (my tongue is so far in my cheek that I can't even breathe) quotes from his online collection to see what us Disney visitors can be expecting soon:

If we're lucky, Robot Trump could show his softheartedness on the idea of losing loved ones in traumatic accidents:

How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived

Maybe Robot Trump's speech will involve a heartfelt take on sex crimes:

26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?

Or maybe he'll even inspire visiting minorities with words of encouragement:

Sadly, the overwhelming amount of violent crime in our major cities is committed by blacks and hispanics-a tough subject-must be discussed.

Robot Trump wouldn't be Robot Trump if he didn't remind us all how much he truly thinks of us:

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

But whether or not any of the above actually comes to fruition, we all know there's one thought we can always count on Robot Trump for...and that's covfefe.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Can't wait for you to Make America Magical Again, Trumpy.

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