Dear Impostor, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ZOOEY DESCHANEL?!
These are the bangs we know and love.
THIS, well, frankly THIS is just freaking us out a little bit.
GIVE US THE BANGS!!!
Please.....
Who's that girl? No seriously, who's that girl? Because it doesn't look like Jess.
Please.....
Or actually just her hair in general because blonde Zooey is just as terrifying as "bangless" Zooey.