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29 Treasures You Need To Buy At The Houston Rodeo

Excuse me, do you happen to have horsehair bracelets? Oh you do? Great, I'll take all of them.

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1. Bewjeled antlers.

Duh.
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Duh.

2. Texas-themed bejeweled antlers.

Side note: Pretty much everything sold at the rodeo is also available in a Texas-themed version.
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Side note: Pretty much everything sold at the rodeo is also available in a Texas-themed version.

3. Old ropes.

New ropes = THE WORST.
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New ropes = THE WORST.

4. Shotgun shell lights.

For parties?
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For parties?

5. These yard signs.

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And this sign.

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6. Cowboy hats, obviously.

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7. Embroidered and tasseled riding gloves.

THEY'RE SO SOFT, I'M GONNA DIE!
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THEY'RE SO SOFT, I'M GONNA DIE!

8. This turquoise wonder belt to wrap around your sassy waist.

You know your waist is sassy.
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You know your waist is sassy.

9. Horsehair bracelets.

Because why not?
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Because why not?

10. These sweet 'Merica/Texas boots.

Spotted: Amazing zebra-print boots, lurking in the background.
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Spotted: Amazing zebra-print boots, lurking in the background.

11. Boot jewelry.

To adorn your fancy 'Merica/Texas boots.
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To adorn your fancy 'Merica/Texas boots.

12. This shirt.

I wonder what the "ride like a boy" shirt looks like?
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I wonder what the "ride like a boy" shirt looks like?

13. Or this fantastic $1,200 bejeweled purse.

Bejeweled is big in Texas, y'all.
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Bejeweled is big in Texas, y'all.

14. School pride cups for all your Texas-themed parties.

And the buckets are only $18!
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And the buckets are only $18!

15. Beautiful Texas tile work (because you can never have too many Texas flags in your home.)

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16. Lovely and serene tile work.

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17. Less serene tile work.

But arguably more Texan.
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But arguably more Texan.

18. Mattresses?

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Ohh, they're "softer than dirt" mattresses!

I hate when mattresses are harder than dirt.
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I hate when mattresses are harder than dirt.

19. This $900 life-size Native American wood statue.

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20. Two-toned lone star rugs.

Because no house is complete without beige Texas rugs.
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Because no house is complete without beige Texas rugs.

21. A really sick wooden table with turquoise embedded into it.

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22. A $8,995 Lippi cat coat.

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Yes, it really is that much.

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23. A cowhide rug...or two.

Probably two, let's be honest.
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Probably two, let's be honest.

Delicious treats for your dogs, cats, and horses.

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24. Like, large roasted knuckles.

Keyword large, because no one likes small knuckles.
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Keyword large, because no one likes small knuckles.

25. Jumbo-roasted beef bone.

They weren't kidding, that's pretty jumbo.
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They weren't kidding, that's pretty jumbo.

26. Or maybe just some vanilla-roasted chicken feet.

But do they come in other flavors?
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But do they come in other flavors?

27. Puppets?

No explanation.
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No explanation.

28. Botox.

This was next to the puppet booth — maybe it's puppet Botox for "plumper puppets."
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This was next to the puppet booth — maybe it's puppet Botox for "plumper puppets."

29. And finally, this outfit.

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Texas, FTW.

Or maybe, WTF? I don't know. You do you, Texas.