22 Things Every Mom Wants To Hear

    Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful?

    1. When you're cozying up on the couch:

    2. As soon as you get home:

    3. Because absolutely nothing is better than waking up to this:

    4. After enduring one-too-many a bath time mess:

    5. When all you can think of at work is a nice glass of Merlot:

    6. Because the smell of bleach is just too much to stomach:

    7. On days when you can't be bothered to doll yourself up:

    8. When you could use a little downtime:

    9. When your brain is simply too tired to think:

    10. After a long hard day:

    11. When the idea of foreplay is giving you a headache:

    12. If ESPN is the staple of your household:

    13. As you rub your feet after walking around in heels all day:

    14. After carefully sticking to your budget:

    15. When you wake up hungry, but want to stay comfy:

    16. When mopping the kitchen is the furthest thing from your mind:

    17. To restore your faith in mankind:

    18. When a crowded grocery store is too much to handle:

    19. Since you haven't slept in what feels like weeks:

    20. After reminding your family pizza isn't actually a food group:

    21. On a day when you need a little pick me up:

    22. Anytime, anywhere: