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Which Aaron Mosby Are You?

It's Saturday morning and there are no groceries in the fridge, what do you eat for breakfast?

It's a long weekend, where are you going?

Aliens just landed on Earth. You look around, and Tom Cruise is no where to be found. What's your next move?

At a networking event, you're asked to add a Fun Fact about yourself to your name card. What do you go with? (All of the below based on true stories.)

You have the perfect outfit. Only problem, what shoes do you wear?

Yeah, we get it. You have a standing subscription to The Monocle. #PrintAintDead You read Nietzsche and watch YouTube lectures for fun. Should you ever run for office, you'd advocate for civics education for youth. You love and respect Government THAT much.  
Costume Ideas:
-Knitted hat to shield your ears from the cold at the outdoor poetry festival
-A t-shirt from your favorite independent magazine publishers
-A tote bag to carry all the pamphlets on Planned Parenthood you pass out

"Woke AF" Aaron

On the weekend, things can get a little blurry, and it's not because of your deteriorating eyesight. If you're not on the dance floor at the Blaguard Bar, you can be found dominating the jukebox tunes at the same establishment. Feeling tired? Luckily, you've got a 5 Hour Energy in hand to keep the night rolling...on to The Sheppard for a night cap. If the worse thing about tomorrow is leaving open a $40 tab with Nico the Bartender, then you're making all the right decisions.  
Costume Ideas:
-Loosened tie to allow for maximum movement on the dancefloor
-Sports coat casually draped over the shoulder because you're having too much fun to hang it up
-Sunglasses to create illusion of continued night time
-Miller Lite in hand for drinking, duh

"Let's Fucking Rage" Aaron

The only lyrics you know to Rihanna's "Work" are, well, "Work, work, work, work, work." Little known fact, you once got an award at your company for billing the highest percentage of your time to projects. If the thought of working billable hours doesn't make your heart go pitter patter, then what about 3AM calls with the developer team in India? Nothing says capitalism like a job that know quitting hours.  
Costume Ideas:
-Flag pin on the lapel to show how proud you are in American capitalism
-Brogues because boat shoes can't do it all
-Circle-framed glasses for when the contacts dry out from staring out the computer screen
-Laptop bag to carry your Lenovo ThinkPad

"That 9 to 5...the Following Morning" Aaron

Weekends to Gstaad on the reg, Uber trips to travel two blocks...what's another Brooks Brothers suit? Money is meant to be spent, and man, you sure do it well.  
Costume Ideas:
-Tuxedo or nice suit jacket and pants in case of that last-minute gala invite
-Velvet bath robe because you don't need to work, your money makes money
-Woven straw hat to protect the newly-facialed skin

"Money is No Object" Aaron

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