9 Presents You Shouldn't Offer To Your Girlfriend On The Valentine's Day

As every year, you are struggling at finding THE perfect Valentine's day gift that is going to make this 14th of February unforgettable for your beloved girlfriend, and you desperately need help... Here is a list of 9 huge mistake you are going to avoid thanks to me (or thanks to common sense as you prefer), except, of course, if you want to broke up.

1. Couple dinner at the closest Mac Donald’s restaurant

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Come on man… At least take her to a Burger King!

2. Divorce for dummies

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I don’t think any explanation is needed here… The title speaks for itself!

3. A brand new mop

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You’re thinking “Wow what a basic sexist joke”, well you are right! But I don’t think your girlfriend will let you do it twice…

4. A bathroom scale

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Obviously, offering such a gift can’t be misinterpreted... Deserved slap incoming.

5. The hand huggers

Do I really need to explain what’s wrong here? Ok, fine... everything.

6. The Handmade gift

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Guys, this is Valentine’s day not mother’s day.

7. Subscription to a gym

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That's how it will sound to her...

8. Recycling and old gift

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You'll be rich... but lonely.

9. Nothing

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Let’s be honest, it’s still better than the 8 previous ideas.