1. Babies do not know how to pose for pictures. They just don't.
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2. You are not flexible enough to do an infinity sign with your body.
3. Dogs will not sit still after you give them a stick.
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Have you ever heard of fetch?
4. Your hair is not majestic enough to flip like this.
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Only Pocahontas could pull it off.
5. Children cry ALL the time.
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Good luck sending out those Christmas cards.
6. Putting sprinkles on your lips will not look cute.
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You'll probably just lick it off anyway.
7. Siblings are not this well-behaved. Ever.
8. You're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, not wrap yourself in hot bulbs.
9. You are not a yoga master.
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Stick with Downward-Facing Dog.
10. There is no way you can spin your child and take a picture at the same time.
11. A photo within a photo is only legit when you are in a scenic area.
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They didn't even frame it. Try harder, guys.
12. Kids do not cooperate.
13. You can't fake a candid moment.
14. Like, ever.
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It just looks so much better when they do it. Sorry, guys.
15. Aerial pictures just never come out the way you want them to.
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16. And babies HATE PUMPKINS.
Seriously, just stop trying this one.
Fail.
