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26 Disturbing Cakes That Should Burn In Hell

GET THEM OUT OF HERE.

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1. This edible version of every child's most demonic toy.

NOPE.
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NOPE.

2. This unsettling celebratory message.

Is this how MTV recruits?
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Is this how MTV recruits?

3. This animal cake that became more disturbing with each slice.

OH GOD WHY?!

4. This bunny that is obviously a serial killer.

NO THANK YOU.
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NO THANK YOU.

5. This porcupine with human teeth.

KILL IT.
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KILL IT.

6. This (dying?) baby.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? SOMEONE SEND HELP.
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SERIOUSLY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? SOMEONE SEND HELP.

7. This very phallic turkey.

I am not thankful for you.
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I am not thankful for you.

8. WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS.

SHUT IT DOWN.
statigr.am

SHUT IT DOWN.

9. This head on a platter.

No no no no.
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No no no no.

10. This reminder of why Freddy haunts your dreams.

GROSS.
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GROSS.

11. This very NSFL Cabbage Patch vagina cake.

OMG WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL TO THIS? ARE YOU MAD?
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OMG WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL TO THIS? ARE YOU MAD?

12. This cockroach.

No need to enlarge my mortal enemy.
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No need to enlarge my mortal enemy.

13. This armless Will & Kate cake.

OH GOD.

14. This beheaded baby with three bananas.

What is this? Why did this happen? Can someone explain?
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What is this? Why did this happen? Can someone explain?

15. This cake that's supposed to be E.T.

Phone home? More like DIAL 911 AND ASK FOR HELP.
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Phone home? More like DIAL 911 AND ASK FOR HELP.

16. This disgusting cake about lice.

NOPE NOPE.

17. This Harry Potter + Voldemort combo.

Avada Kedavra this shit pronto.
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Avada Kedavra this shit pronto.

18. This baby shower fail.

No more baby shower cakes. I'm BEGGING YOU.
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No more baby shower cakes. I'm BEGGING YOU.

19. These dentures.

IS THIS A JOKE?
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IS THIS A JOKE?

20. This sleeping pig.

Is the cake at least made out of bacon?
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Is the cake at least made out of bacon?

21. This life-sized replica of the bride.

RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GROOM.
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RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GROOM.

22. This Mickey Mouse cake with Princess Leia hair.

This is why we can't have nice things.
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This is why we can't have nice things.

23. This super disgusting litter box cake.

EVEN CAT LADIES DISAPPROVE.
my.spill.hollywood.com

EVEN CAT LADIES DISAPPROVE.

24. This monkey/human hybrid.

Can't we just stick to balloons?
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Can't we just stick to balloons?

25. This baby cake that is guaranteed to give you uncomfortable feels.

NO. EW. MAKE IT STOP.
feastoffun.com

NO. EW. MAKE IT STOP.

26. And fruit cake.

Because that shit is nasty.
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Because that shit is nasty.

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