Food·Posted on Aug 8, 201326 Disturbing Cakes That Should Burn In HellGET THEM OUT OF HERE.by Arielle CalderonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This edible version of every child's most demonic toy. statigr.am NOPE. 2. This unsettling celebratory message. imgur.com Is this how MTV recruits? 3. This animal cake that became more disturbing with each slice. dessertgirl.blogspot.com OH GOD WHY?! 4. This bunny that is obviously a serial killer. statigr.am NO THANK YOU. 5. This porcupine with human teeth. kulfoto.com KILL IT. 6. This (dying?) baby. strangebeaver.com SERIOUSLY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? SOMEONE SEND HELP. 7. This very phallic turkey. statigr.am I am not thankful for you. 8. WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS. statigr.am SHUT IT DOWN. 9. This head on a platter. cakewrecks.com No no no no. 10. This reminder of why Freddy haunts your dreams. totalfilm.com GROSS. 11. This very NSFL Cabbage Patch vagina cake. formspring.me!start=390085973486097641 OMG WHY WOULD ANYONE SUBJECT A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL TO THIS? ARE YOU MAD? 12. This cockroach. crazycakes.canadianliving.com No need to enlarge my mortal enemy. 13. This armless Will & Kate cake. Flickr: 25347284@N04 OH GOD. 14. This beheaded baby with three bananas. Flickr: kierduros What is this? Why did this happen? Can someone explain? 15. This cake that's supposed to be E.T. thechive.com Phone home? More like DIAL 911 AND ASK FOR HELP. 16. This disgusting cake about lice. Flickr: readontheroad NOPE NOPE. 17. This Harry Potter + Voldemort combo. cakewrecks.com Avada Kedavra this shit pronto. 18. This baby shower fail. bank.imgdumpr.com No more baby shower cakes. I'm BEGGING YOU. 19. These dentures. gololz.com IS THIS A JOKE? 20. This sleeping pig. Flickr: 21005386@N02 Is the cake at least made out of bacon? 21. This life-sized replica of the bride. mybuzzer.com RED FLAG RED FLAG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GROOM. 22. This Mickey Mouse cake with Princess Leia hair. boofckemhoo.com This is why we can't have nice things. 23. This super disgusting litter box cake. my.spill.hollywood.com EVEN CAT LADIES DISAPPROVE. 24. This monkey/human hybrid. cakewrecks.com Can't we just stick to balloons? 25. This baby cake that is guaranteed to give you uncomfortable feels. feastoffun.com NO. EW. MAKE IT STOP. 26. And fruit cake. media.ksee24.com Because that shit is nasty. Want to keep up with everything crazy in the world of food? Sign up for the twice-weekly BuzzFeed Food newsletter!