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26 Reasons Roku Should Be Your New Favorite Cat

The world needs more Scottish Folds.

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1. Let's start with the obvious... HE'S SUPER FRIGGIN' CUTE.

Oh so dapper.
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Oh so dapper.

2. His most impressive talent is his ability to convey emotions.

*Creeped out*
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*Creeped out*

Look at the way he acts surprised.

Oscar worthy, tbh.
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Oscar worthy, tbh.

Have you ever seen another cat perfect the "WTF" face?

No. The answer is no.
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No. The answer is no.

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3. Roku is an artist.

4. He's practically a professional photographer.

As displayed by his GPOY selfie.

5. He also had a gig as a part-time runway model.

And taught all the ladies how to properly catwalk.
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And taught all the ladies how to properly catwalk.

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6. On the weekends, he loves to play video games.

7. And jump through boxes.

8. People are always commenting about his ears.

Or lack thereof.
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Or lack thereof.

9. So he made fake ones to humor all his followers.

Stand up guy.
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Stand up guy.

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10. Roku is unbelievably good at camouflage.

11. And he often enjoys impersonating humans.

12. Roku makes the best out of every situation, bringing the fun wherever he goes.

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That sink was pretty effing boring before he graced it with his presence. Just sayin'.

13. And he's so nice, he'll even befriend a stuffed animal.

So classy.
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So classy.

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14. Roku also has a pretty cool dad, who makes him stuff like this super realistic DIY x-ray.

A family of talent.
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A family of talent.

15. And sometimes they play games together.

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Yes, he is playing dead.

16. This cat has these big bulging eyes that will pierce your soul.

17. And a bod that could earn him a centerfold in Playgirl Catzine.

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18. He's also a courageous feline, laughing in the face of danger as he bravely runs his paw under the water.

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Fearless.

19. And he will protect you from the deadliest of creatures.

Spider on the floor? Roku will pounce.
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Spider on the floor? Roku will pounce.

20. Roku is the ideal companion.

21. He'll fight crimes with you.

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22. Accompany you on shopping trips.

23. And watch Netflix with you on a lazy Sunday.

24. Did we mention that he is also secretly a MEERKAT?

Because he is and it's marvelous.

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25. Roku is so magical, he even levitates.

Obviously not of this world.
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Obviously not of this world.

26. And displays an unparalleled level of athleticism.

In conclusion, Roku is the coolest cat there ever was.

Bye!