26 Reasons Roku Should Be Your New Favorite Cat

    The world needs more Scottish Folds.

    1. Let's start with the obvious... HE'S SUPER FRIGGIN' CUTE.

    2. His most impressive talent is his ability to convey emotions.

    Look at the way he acts surprised.

    Have you ever seen another cat perfect the "WTF" face?

    3. Roku is an artist.

    4. He's practically a professional photographer.

    As displayed by his GPOY selfie.

    5. He also had a gig as a part-time runway model.

    6. On the weekends, he loves to play video games.

    7. And jump through boxes.

    8. People are always commenting about his ears.

    9. So he made fake ones to humor all his followers.

    10. Roku is unbelievably good at camouflage.

    11. And he often enjoys impersonating humans.

    12. Roku makes the best out of every situation, bringing the fun wherever he goes.

    13. And he's so nice, he'll even befriend a stuffed animal.

    14. Roku also has a pretty cool dad, who makes him stuff like this super realistic DIY x-ray.

    15. And sometimes they play games together.

    16. This cat has these big bulging eyes that will pierce your soul.

    17. And a bod that could earn him a centerfold in Playgirl Catzine.

    18. He's also a courageous feline, laughing in the face of danger as he bravely runs his paw under the water.

    19. And he will protect you from the deadliest of creatures.

    20. Roku is the ideal companion.

    21. He'll fight crimes with you.

    22. Accompany you on shopping trips.

    23. And watch Netflix with you on a lazy Sunday.

    24. Did we mention that he is also secretly a MEERKAT?

    Because he is and it's marvelous.

    25. Roku is so magical, he even levitates.

    26. And displays an unparalleled level of athleticism.

    In conclusion, Roku is the coolest cat there ever was.

    Bye!