1. You spend your weekends on the couch, surrounded by junk food.
2. Or lay out in the shade and listen to music.
3. You’re easily entertained by parody internet videos.
4. And you love to watch reality TV shows.
5. At some point during the week, you go out for drinks after work.
6. And hiccup when you’ve had a little too much.
7. You’ve definitely tried a diet and caved.
8. And after working out, you’ve binged on chips.
9. And sweets.
10. The only thing you like about important work meetings is free food.
11. And messing around with the copy machine.
12. You are SO OVER this summer heat.
13. And opt to do things indoors.
14. Like watching The Notebook and getting emotional.
- President Trump laid out an ambitious agenda in his speech to Congress, but Republicans are still divided on how to pass that agenda.
- The FBI is investigating if bomb threats against Jewish centers came from an internet "troll" and are profiling a lone, young, tech-savvy person.
- Facebook is using artificial intelligence for suicide prevention, scanning feeds for signs of people at risk of self-harm, then offering resources for help.
- Uber's CEO said he's "seeking leadership help" after dash-cam footage was published of him aggressively arguing with a company driver 😳