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    17 Foods That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet

    You're not serious with that cookie grilled cheese sandwich, are you? It's a joke, right?

    This post does not reflect the opinions of the rest of the BuzzFeed Food team. They are letting me get away with heresy because it is the last day of my internship.

    1. Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich

    laughingsquid.com

    Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie like that? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

    2. Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs

    cookingstoned.tv

    This is insulting.

    3. Lobster Mac and Cheese

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    When you add lobster to mac and cheese a little part of my soul dies.

    4. Cucumber Sandwich

    Flickr: coolsneakers2000

    You think you're sooooo clever don't you.

    5. Diet Cupcakes

    cwfrosting.com

    This is stupid.

    6. Cauliflower Crust Pizza

    ohmyveggies.com

    STOP TRYING TO ADD HEALTHY STUFF TO MY PIZZA.

    7. Mac and Cheese Balls

    norecipes.com

    I'm crying.

    8. Pickle Roll-Ups

    recipebyphoto.com

    Pickles + Cream Cheese + Ham is NOT an acceptable thing to eat. I BANISH YOU.

    9. Doughnut Burger

    Flickr: coolsneakers2000

    Sounds exciting right? NO IT IS NOT. IT SUCKS.

    10. Hot Dog Pasta

    tastespace.wordpress.com

    So creepy, not cool at all.

    11. Cake Pops

    canopi.com

    The devil's work.

    12. Kale Granola

    tastespace.wordpress.com

    If you get anywhere NEAR my yogurt I'll call the damn cops.

    13. Foie Gras Doughnut

    whrtny.com

    Fucked up.

    14. Bacon Taco

    foodiggity.com

    Can you feel that? It's your arteries clogging and then dying. You're dead.

    15. Cake Batter Smoothie

    blogginwithtaylor.blogspot.com

    Even sprinkles can't hide the fact that this is the worst thing ever.

    16. Tofu Cookies

    thelittleepicurean.com

    GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, TOFU.

    17. Zucchini Fries

    naturebox.com

    "Fries." PSH. More like: Lies, without quotations.