This post does not reflect the opinions of the rest of the BuzzFeed Food team. They are letting me get away with heresy because it is the last day of my internship. 1. Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich laughingsquid.com Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie like that? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 2. Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs cookingstoned.tv This is insulting. 3. Lobster Mac and Cheese noaheatsthings.tumblr.com When you add lobster to mac and cheese a little part of my soul dies. 4. Cucumber Sandwich Flickr: coolsneakers2000 You think you're sooooo clever don't you. 5. Diet Cupcakes cwfrosting.com This is stupid. 6. Cauliflower Crust Pizza ohmyveggies.com STOP TRYING TO ADD HEALTHY STUFF TO MY PIZZA. 7. Mac and Cheese Balls norecipes.com I'm crying. 8. Pickle Roll-Ups recipebyphoto.com Pickles + Cream Cheese + Ham is NOT an acceptable thing to eat. I BANISH YOU. 9. Doughnut Burger Flickr: coolsneakers2000 Sounds exciting right? NO IT IS NOT. IT SUCKS. 10. Hot Dog Pasta tastespace.wordpress.com So creepy, not cool at all. 11. Cake Pops canopi.com The devil's work. 12. Kale Granola tastespace.wordpress.com If you get anywhere NEAR my yogurt I'll call the damn cops. 13. Foie Gras Doughnut whrtny.com Fucked up. 14. Bacon Taco foodiggity.com Can you feel that? It's your arteries clogging and then dying. You're dead. 15. Cake Batter Smoothie blogginwithtaylor.blogspot.com Even sprinkles can't hide the fact that this is the worst thing ever. 16. Tofu Cookies thelittleepicurean.com GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, TOFU. 17. Zucchini Fries naturebox.com "Fries." PSH. More like: Lies, without quotations.