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17 Foods That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet

You're not serious with that cookie grilled cheese sandwich, are you? It's a joke, right?

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This post does not reflect the opinions of the rest of the BuzzFeed Food team. They are letting me get away with heresy because it is the last day of my internship.

1. Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie like that? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
laughingsquid.com

Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie like that? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

2. Mini Beer-Battered Veggie Corn Dogs

This is insulting.
cookingstoned.tv

This is insulting.

3. Lobster Mac and Cheese

When you add lobster to mac and cheese a little part of my soul dies.
noaheatsthings.tumblr.com

When you add lobster to mac and cheese a little part of my soul dies.

4. Cucumber Sandwich

You think you're sooooo clever don't you.
Flickr: coolsneakers2000

You think you're sooooo clever don't you.

5. Diet Cupcakes

This is stupid.
cwfrosting.com

This is stupid.

6. Cauliflower Crust Pizza

STOP TRYING TO ADD HEALTHY STUFF TO MY PIZZA.
ohmyveggies.com

STOP TRYING TO ADD HEALTHY STUFF TO MY PIZZA.

7. Mac and Cheese Balls

I'm crying.
norecipes.com

I'm crying.

8. Pickle Roll-Ups

Pickles + Cream Cheese + Ham is NOT an acceptable thing to eat. I BANISH YOU.
recipebyphoto.com

Pickles + Cream Cheese + Ham is NOT an acceptable thing to eat. I BANISH YOU.

9. Doughnut Burger

Sounds exciting right? NO IT IS NOT. IT SUCKS.
Flickr: coolsneakers2000

Sounds exciting right? NO IT IS NOT. IT SUCKS.

10. Hot Dog Pasta

So creepy, not cool at all.
tastespace.wordpress.com

So creepy, not cool at all.

11. Cake Pops

The devil's work.
canopi.com

The devil's work.

12. Kale Granola

If you get anywhere NEAR my yogurt I'll call the damn cops.
tastespace.wordpress.com

If you get anywhere NEAR my yogurt I'll call the damn cops.

13. Foie Gras Doughnut

Fucked up.
whrtny.com

Fucked up.

14. Bacon Taco

Can you feel that? It's your arteries clogging and then dying. You're dead.
foodiggity.com

Can you feel that? It's your arteries clogging and then dying. You're dead.

15. Cake Batter Smoothie

Even sprinkles can't hide the fact that this is the worst thing ever.
blogginwithtaylor.blogspot.com

Even sprinkles can't hide the fact that this is the worst thing ever.

16. Tofu Cookies

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, TOFU.
thelittleepicurean.com

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, TOFU.

17. Zucchini Fries

"Fries." PSH. More like: Lies, without quotations.
naturebox.com

"Fries." PSH. More like: Lies, without quotations.

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