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What HB Debater Are You?

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  1. when do you start prepping?
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    i don't
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    at 4am the day of
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    i don't have to - i know everything
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    doesn't matter, it's only policy

  2. at tournaments, what do you do before rounds?
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    i'm too busy to do anything
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    last-minute prep
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    eat food, be late to round
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    talk to people from other schools

  3. what do you do when you first get to the round?
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    ~evaluate~ the competition
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    kiss up to the judge
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    complain about having to compete
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    look for missing judges

  4. how confident are you in the round?
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    fake it till you make it
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    i genuinely think i'm the best
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    confident
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    i bs everything

  5. your least favorite team?
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    ignatius
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    hawken
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    edison
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    doesn't matter, i'll beat them anyway

  6. how do you react when you lose the round?
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    pray for no rebuttal redo
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    be cool but complain as soon as i leave the room
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    fist bump and inspirational quote
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    immediately prep to beat them next time

  7. why do you debate?
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    my mom made me
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    because it's fun
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    because i'm in the hall of fame
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    so i can stop living in my sibling's shadow

  8. what do you do after a tournament?
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    get your award & move on to your next extracurricular
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    eat a lot, and then pass out
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    regret coming in the first place
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    read ballots, then be disappointed

  9. on a scale of 1-10, how much does habig like you?
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    10
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    38746189692
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    8
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    2

  10. what are your biggest strengths as a debater?
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    becoming a US debater
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    being polite, but clueless
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    policy
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    knowing exactly what's going on

  11. what do you say most often in the round?
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    habigotry
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    'they have completely misconstrued the evidence'
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    'no see here's the thing'
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    'judge, there's quite a few issues with this argument'

  12. how do you answer cross-ex questions?
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    'what sorry can you repeat'
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    make them look stupid
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    waste time
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    make the other team more confused

  13. what do you do at practice?
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    have a 1 on 1 with habig
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    literally anything but debate
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    prep
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    talk about stupid arguments

  14. what do you wear to tournaments?
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    a pantsuit with tennis shoes
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    a very put-together, business formal outfit
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    i would look good in anything
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    hooker heels
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